Grumpess

Owner of MAGA-themed ‘Trump Burger’ chain arrested by ICE in Texas Not even branding a burger with the name Trump could protect a Texas restaurant chain owner who the feds say has overstayed his visa amid ICE’s mass deportation push.

Check, please! Owner of ‘Trump Burger’ MAGA joints is nabbed by ICE and called ‘illegal alien’ facing deportation

Ever let out a sneeze so loud you get Ring community notifications about it?

No?

Hate when book reviews restate the entire plot before sharing their opinion. Oh this is a story about a guy that won’t eat green ham? AND he won’t eat green eggs either?? Grow up. I don’t need a summary of the plot (the book jacket or cover can get me that). JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE HAM

'Your movie continues uninterrupted after this break'

We clearly have different interpretations of 'continues uninterrupted' because what the fuck do you call this if not an interruption?

My dad is sending me lovely pictures of him golfing in Switzerland

What am I doing? Drinking Tesco cider and watching Robocop

My favorite Chatbot is my own notoriously unreliable brain.

I would probably block whoever said that

Important update; the cat has started purring every time she hears Sam Seder

Overnight oats? I’m more in the market for commitment oats.

I’m really, really good at bad decisions.

Dickhead, utter dickhead

So why haven't I had to verify on Facebook then for example, to use messenger

P.S Sharon Osbourne is on the Epstein list

Wtf why do I have to provide ID to access direct messaging? Not that I message anybody anyway but ummmmmm ummmm ummmm, how about no?

Enjoying the chair stream so far

😂😂 absolutely not

Today's level of gluttony;

Ate an omelette so big it tired me out enough to get into bed before 3pm

Bot wizardry. Or just pure insanity.

Don't despair; it's never too late to start eating food for tiktok

She's really out here posing like a middle aged man who has just discovered the front facing camera on his iphone

Tuna says GROMP

Alright alright I was already sold...

Literally ticket website that doesn't let you buy tickets is some sort of 80's futurist joke

I am not sorry for sharing this post.

2 fucking days been trying on various devices, wouldn't let me log in, then couldn't verify my account, didn't recognise the account when had verified it. Finally logged in my fkn account get hit with load of shit 'dodgy activity detected' FUCK OFF. Error

But finallyyy going to see carpenter brut 🥳

I just watched it round a mates, didn't get actual tickets or anything. Way too expensive.

Why is Ticketmaster the biggest pile of shit website for errors when you've got a fucking obnoxiously small-time limit

The final gig last weekend

I don't need to know when people repost my reposts, I need everyone who has ever wronged me to call and say I was right

...nnnnooooooooooooooooooooo