whose idea was it for real life to be so real life-y
04.10.2025 17:18 β π 242 π 70 π¬ 10 π 0@grumpess.bsky.social
Writer. Misery Enthusiast. Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.
whose idea was it for real life to be so real life-y
04.10.2025 17:18 β π 242 π 70 π¬ 10 π 0Thanks Antifa for all your hard work protecting Middle-Earth
29.09.2025 18:41 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is honestly nothing funnier to me than people who type in the wrong address and proceed to get hopping fucking mad when their parcel gets delivered somewhere else.
29.09.2025 18:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you to all the new followers.
Perhaps one of you can answer why my bum only itches when I'm out in public and can't itch it?
A conundrum indeed.
If I get to 1k followers I will post absolutely nothing of importance
28.09.2025 20:44 β π 43 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1Cry hard, shitpost harder...
13.06.2025 12:27 β π 51 π 22 π¬ 3 π 1You're damn right
16.09.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I temporarily forgot that everybody is a cunt *ahem* hi
16.09.2025 01:15 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Today I found out he had a wife and isn't gay
Who knew
Wanted to write a load of nonsense. Haven't. Is this maturity?
15.09.2025 22:28 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Emo
13.09.2025 12:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just feeling safe enough to walk home blaring the Vengaboys. Love living in Europe. The best. Fuck yank gun shit just listen to eurotrashpop please fwends
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even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway
30.08.2025 07:38 β π 643 π 93 π¬ 17 π 4If Trump is dead because he hasn't been seen in public for a few days, please, check on your World of Warcraft friends. They may have expired years ago.
30.08.2025 14:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Trump doesnβt appear in the next few years or so, send out a search party, perhaps.
30.08.2025 13:00 β π 24 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Made a lame joke about 'that KLF song' ah ha ah ha ah ha ah ha etc.
Boyfriend actually laughed. Finally, a relationship set to easy mode.
Tom Clancy's Very Hungry Caterpillar
28.08.2025 07:47 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2If I hear the word 'flag' in this country one more fucking time this week then I'm actually going to kill myself
26.08.2025 18:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Boyfriend; I wriggle like a dog making its bed when I can't sleep
*2 hours later*
'...This dog can't get comfy'
'Camping tables are great for somewhere to eat, but also to keep food off the ground or store things'
Ah, thank you; I'd been totally unable to imagine what I might possibly use a table for.
If C-3PO and R2-D2 were in a relationship, would it be a gay relationship? Or would it be non-binary? And how could it be non-binary if their robotic brains use binary logic gates? Do droids in the Star Wars universe use binary logic ? I need to cut back on my coffee.
24.08.2025 18:09 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Level of tired; tried to set an alarm on the calculator
22.08.2025 07:20 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i may not be funny or sexy or smart but my friends they alllllll agree on that
21.08.2025 06:29 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Look forward to hearing it!
21.08.2025 06:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah was a stupid pub conversation
19.08.2025 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your TL is full of garbage.
Followed.
I seldom make monkey noises but when I do, they are always voluntary. Of course I've always been a well grounded individual.
19.08.2025 21:40 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Tiny and the Vikings?
19.08.2025 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A friend's Italian mum just tried speaking to me in Italian. The only words I can remember are 'hello', 'fuck off' and 'double-flusher'.
19.08.2025 22:02 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Well that was a nice break from the crippling reality of dying alone at my PC
17.08.2025 20:53 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0