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@grumpess.bsky.social

Writer. Misery Enthusiast. Nerdier than you, probably. Video games. Hearthstone abuser. Cat and metal lover.

215 Followers  |  231 Following  |  861 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2023  |  1.8127

Latest posts by grumpess.bsky.social on Bluesky

whose idea was it for real life to be so real life-y

04.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Antifa for all your hard work protecting Middle-Earth

29.09.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is honestly nothing funnier to me than people who type in the wrong address and proceed to get hopping fucking mad when their parcel gets delivered somewhere else.

29.09.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to all the new followers.

Perhaps one of you can answer why my bum only itches when I'm out in public and can't itch it?

A conundrum indeed.

29.09.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If I get to 1k followers I will post absolutely nothing of importance

28.09.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Cry hard, shitpost harder...

13.06.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

You're damn right

16.09.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I temporarily forgot that everybody is a cunt *ahem* hi

16.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I found out he had a wife and isn't gay

Who knew

15.09.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanted to write a load of nonsense. Haven't. Is this maturity?

15.09.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Emo

13.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just feeling safe enough to walk home blaring the Vengaboys. Love living in Europe. The best. Fuck yank gun shit just listen to eurotrashpop please fwends

^

12.09.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even if he isn't dead, cremate him anyway

30.08.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 643    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

If Trump is dead because he hasn't been seen in public for a few days, please, check on your World of Warcraft friends. They may have expired years ago.

30.08.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Trump doesn’t appear in the next few years or so, send out a search party, perhaps.

30.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Made a lame joke about 'that KLF song' ah ha ah ha ah ha ah ha etc.
Boyfriend actually laughed. Finally, a relationship set to easy mode.

30.08.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Clancy's Very Hungry Caterpillar

28.08.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

If I hear the word 'flag' in this country one more fucking time this week then I'm actually going to kill myself

26.08.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boyfriend; I wriggle like a dog making its bed when I can't sleep

*2 hours later*

'...This dog can't get comfy'

25.08.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Camping tables are great for somewhere to eat, but also to keep food off the ground or store things'

Ah, thank you; I'd been totally unable to imagine what I might possibly use a table for.

24.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If C-3PO and R2-D2 were in a relationship, would it be a gay relationship? Or would it be non-binary? And how could it be non-binary if their robotic brains use binary logic gates? Do droids in the Star Wars universe use binary logic ? I need to cut back on my coffee.

24.08.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Level of tired; tried to set an alarm on the calculator

22.08.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i may not be funny or sexy or smart but my friends they alllllll agree on that

21.08.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look forward to hearing it!

21.08.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah was a stupid pub conversation

19.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your TL is full of garbage.

Followed.

19.08.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I seldom make monkey noises but when I do, they are always voluntary. Of course I've always been a well grounded individual.

19.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tiny and the Vikings?

19.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A friend's Italian mum just tried speaking to me in Italian. The only words I can remember are 'hello', 'fuck off' and 'double-flusher'.

19.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was a nice break from the crippling reality of dying alone at my PC

17.08.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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