World’s Best Dave

A famous painting of Achilles (Aaron Rodgers) being dipped in the River Styx (Ivermectin)

As a human, I seriously feel bad for the guy, but…

A screenshot of the Dictionary.com definition of the word jawn: noun Informal, Chiefly Philadelphia. 1. something or someone for which the speaker does not know or does not need a specific name.

FTFY:

jawn [jawn]

noun Informal, Chiefly Philadelphia.

1. jawn

You can drop the L in a BLT, but it’s infinitely harder to drop the B or the T. I feel for you.

fyre festival was a wild time 🔥

@drewmagary.bsky.social For your sake and Kirk Cousins, I pray he was not wearing a Vikings jockstrap.

Carson Wentz is holding a football wearing a clashing set of equipment from the Philadelphia Eagles (helmet), Washington Football Team (Jersey), and Indianapolis Colts (shorts).

I showed this photo to my medium.

Their eyes immediately rolled back into the back of their head and I listened to the most terrible voice I have ever heard slowly foretell the following:

“PHL Hurts OUT (concussion)
WFT Howell OUT (ribs)
IND Richardson OUT (hamstring)”

#trainingcamp2023

Jaleo, c. 2004

A still photo of Captain James Kirk in Star Trek (the original series) s2 ep15, The Trouble with Tribbles.

Bluesky s2 ep15: The Fuss with Furries

Free DMs between mutual follows. 50¢ to send to someone who doesn’t follow you back. Whatever the market will bear for “brands” who need to handle customer service.

makes sense. she only provides compliments out of pity.

y?

My mom says all my posts are really good. She doesn’t have an account though. I think she might be referring to the fence I built last year.

Yet many still lovingly refer to it as Skeetstain.

And here I thought no one had read my doctoral thesis.

Slugworth was just taking a reasonable business risk. Capitalism at its finest.

this still on?

/ taps glass

It’s oddly cathartic when a scrum master fails to read the room and you get to watch the whole development team turn against them.

‘Horseman of the Year’ Killed Horse While Shooting at Son, Authorities Say John Victor Russell, 75, shot at his son after an argument on the family horse farm, the sheriff’s office in Polk County, N.C., said. The son was unharmed, but the horse he was riding was struck and...

My spouse is a former equestrian and it always concerned me that whenever there is national news about pony sports, it never seems to be good…

a/s/l

So is this the blocker chain everyone’s been talking about?

That’s just what an AI writer would say…

I’m more of a pushpin person. But I appreciate the utilitarian nature of the thumbtack. tomato, tomahto.

Inquiring minds would like to know: what qualified as a special occasion?

Alas, the iceman cometh but once a fortnight.

I still savor my nightly Ferraro Rocher, but only after serving Fancy Feast on a Waterford Crystal plate to my Persian cat. Never before.

A loving couple’s text chain discussing whether to cook their cauliflower and broccoli with oil and salt. Question on the table: Motor or olive? Answer: Dealer’s choice.

Dinner is going be 🔥

As a child, I thought Edy’s was a luxury brand. Right up there with Rolls Royce, Louis Vuitton, YSL, Tiffany’s, and Grey Poupon.

An iPhone notification from the ESPN app stating: “Spurs’ Victor Wembanyama says Britney Spears grabbed him from behind, his security team stepped in; pop star refutes account.

Like Schrödinger’s Cat, if I don’t click, I’ll never know if this is real or not.

wow, you were all really mean to my friend Pyraxias the Soul Eater. he signed up for bluesky expecting to engage openly with a diverse range of opinions, but you all kept telling him “eating souls is bad” “fuck off with the eating souls” “don’t eat my soul bro” etc

My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace.

It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.