hart

computer, activate normal mode

this icloud shortcut works for me: www.icloud.com/shortcuts/f5...

computer please do something

Instead of Depression by Andrea Gibson who sadly passed away today... "try calling it hibernation. Imagine the darkness is a cave in which you will be nurtured by doing absolutely nothing. Hibernating animals don’t even dream. It’s okay if you can’t imagine Spring. Sleep through the alarm of the world. Name your hopelessness a quiet hollow, a place you go to heal, a den you dug, Sweetheart, instead of a grave."

thank you, Andrea 💔

such a devastating loss. but that they died surrounded by their wife and four ex-girlfriends is so beautiful. i love lesbians

chase on labubus

“if i found one on the ground i would pick it up. if i found one dirty on the ground i would pick it up and clean it off and have it”

“its just that their natural environment should be the checkout racks at hot topic and not the real world.”

“i think from a design perspective they’re kind of interesting. but i guess since they’re kind of popular it would be weird to have one. it’s just like…. they should be sold at hot topic and not the way that they are. they’re kind of cool!!! but i wouldn’t want to be caught with one.”

googling “shark flexbreeze instructions” 15 minutes after throwing away the manual

bugs is not meat

infinitely funny to me

fire emoji reacting to all the slack messages my boss sends me

i literally need to look at this

more threats from costar

can i do this

gunshot after gunshot