@zyaxist.bsky.social
Wife Guy
This bridge-on-bridge violence needs to end!
29.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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One simply must imagine dragons
24.09.2025 12:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fascinated by the woman next to us who was terrified that this, her favorite bar, would be too crowded tonight because of *checks notes* high school prom
20.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Bad
29.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0neo pets dot com
29.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0King Dumb Cum, thy will be done
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I did this to her
14.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0felt cute, might get got later
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Good for Ace
24.07.2025 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Together (2025)
18.07.2025 20:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Do you think they'd be friends?
06.07.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mama Mia is short for Mother Miasma
28.06.2025 21:54 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Me every Pride Month
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Paranoia Agent
02.06.2025 01:40 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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17.05.2025 23:18 — 👍 3172 🔁 444 💬 25 📌 121
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I'm Dr. Jeffrey Helicopter, and I promise we will make it to the ground.
06.05.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Tell your doctor if you get bad side-effect
Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect
Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect
It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World
Please internet tell me what I should think about Fred Durst
15.02.2025 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Getting high and googling "Fred Durst" with my wife to celebrate Valentines day
15.02.2025 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The Gorge is the most video game coded movie i have ever seen (affectionate)
15.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Heart Eyes is so good. I can't believe how many rom-tropes this movie managed to pack in between the tropes. Definitely a valentines day must-see. Didn't @joshruben.bsky.social could top Scare Me, but this sure does get close!
07.02.2025 02:57 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Date night with the wife
28.01.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We're the Piss Police, and you can't do it anymore
27.01.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just thinking about Melissa Barrera's overalls in Your Monster
26.01.2025 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Jenna Ortega had dead dad face
(Non-derogatory)
