stickfiguringitout

it's an asexual who likes getting it on, I say hypothetically because I haven't fucked anyone or anything

well im hypothetically cupio so does that mean we're lesbians towards each other??

aw dang which side do I choose???

I'd like to join, how do I do that?

xkcd reader

useless at almost everything

good at its one job

linux program-coded

Hiii

"When you're both tops" An image of Beyblade combat on top of a bed.

holy shit illustration jobs followed me

I can, as the kids say, GOGETA JOB /j

who wants a manipulative, borderline sociopathic fish girlfriend?

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door, no!?"

vs

"Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door."

i regret it

hey, what if i decide to do something dumb

There is probably some website. You can also ask Google for a takeout box.

i wonder if one of them npos has a website where they buy your personal information and data just so they can show how much big tech knows about you, then puts some petition beneath it

Watching Steven Universe while baked.

I didn't tbh. I can be dense.

Idk actually lol

idk your posts kinda suggested it lol but it's OK to come out of the closet

Wait that's a secret?

pronouns

white hair

Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule.

"'This... this is blackmail!' said George."

i'm ok with them being freaky if they're within 80% of my age. if not and they act horny i WILL feed them to my dog

it's ok i can wait

do you have any spare 18 y/os thanks

meme on tiktok with the caption: "My social media passwords:" showing the same image of the same man edited to have different clothing and different items held. harry h. comments on the video: "I have the password 123123ali everywhere, with someone replying to the comment on harry h. as harry h himself with the text: "He wasn't lying"

Picking all my nail polish off yes! Yes!!!!

we know

@crimsont04.bsky.social this is absolue crimena

should i be annoyed that people in my following retweet posts from MDNI accounts, or happy because it means i don't have to go looking for people to add to my list