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Shaw can brag to Ben Shapiro about how he got 2 more hits than him in the playoffs this year.

Been thinking a similar thing about what Bezos has done to WaPo.

Did they check to see if he drank apple cider again

Two Midwesterners trying to decide where to eat lunch.

I still don't think Caleb is very good but I still love this Bears team and their fight. Tough loss on the road. Go beat the Browns.

The play was too late to get it to DJ. Just a bad throw to the end zone there. No chance for Kmet.

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Being a Chicago Bears fan watching your team compete in an NFL football game.

Go Bears (I am miserable)

For just once in my entire literal life, I want a Bears QB who is unequivocally awesome who I don't have to make constant excuses for. Just once.

You probably didn’t! This is just what immediately came to my TV-addled brain.

Sign Bregman, launch Matt Shaw into the sun

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"The Cheeto-in-Chief just wants TINY cars for his TINY hands!"

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Big thanks to Dylan G.

The Jets just got a false start that the ref called as "everybody but the center" which feels like the most Jets penalty possible.

Who knows what will happen but feel free to take the next week and mull over how you would've felt a year ago if someone told you the Bears would be the #1 seed in the NFC on December 1, 2025.

Hmm, what does “other experts” imply here?

Bears-Eagles alliance is now complete. Bears got a huge win and now the Eagles can fire their offensive coordinator. 🤝

All this means tomorrow is the greatest of days: Victory Saturday

Man, if someone had told me in August the Bears would crush the Eagles on national TV to win their 9th game out of 10 .... I WOULD HAVE BELIEVED YOU BECAUSE SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWL

Caleb is 11/29, which is like a solid week for Bobby Witt Jr.

Snip-Snap, Snip-Snap: The Story of the 2025 Chicago Bears

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Yes, of course. Republicans were famously normal about the Obama presidency.

Irrationally annoyed that the Eagles losing today means they can’t lose to the Bears in 5 days.

I forgot about Trapilo for basically the entire game, which is the best thing I can say about an offensive lineman.

A huge game from outside linebacker Lord Huberton F. McAdamshire Willoughby Turtleneck Sr.

The entire Bears defense (whatever their names are) deserve all the game balls today.

Bears and Steelers should just point at their own end zone after every play and the refs will do what they want. Highly suggestible crew.