Eli, from the Bad Site

Maybe this means it’ll happen today.

You're wrong. I know because I heard it from JackInEC.

One of my favorite returns of his. I still can picture the alternate view from the end zone where just jets through everyone.

Devin Hester surrounded by 6 guys but scoring anyway

“Space to create” lol (this is me marveling at Hester, not mocking you)

A chimney starter on a grill with a fire lit in it, with a nice sunset in the background. It’s 75 degrees outside today!

The beacon of Amon Din is lit.

Probably it, yeah. Underwhelming group though!

There’s an argument there for sure.

The best QB of the 2026 postseason was …

(anyone?)

Halftime show in broad daylight. Everything about this game is wrong.

Booooo, sub in the Bears and Bills.

He seems like a strong human.

The Bears would have 20 points in this game already. They’d have given up 28 but this game would be more fun!

For me it’ll be about how tasty my Super Bowl yogurt snack is.

Looking forward to this rattling around in my head for the rest of the day.

Yeah, same. A completely incoherent read.

This observation extends well beyond partisan gerrymandering

Many of structural flaws Trump exposed — such as weaponization of DOJ and ability to withhold funding from states run by opposing party — can only be repaired once GOP recognizes that Democrats are willing to do the same thing to them

You’re laughing. The Bulls will make 94 straight picks in the second round of the NBA draft and you’re laughing.

Meticulously recreating something by typing 5 words.

As someone who forgets about the Bulls for years at a time (justified imo) is there any scenario where they're actually good any time soon?

I like to throw out a few "they just don't make 'em like this anymore" during The Fugitive for bonus dad points.

Are you doing a bit right now?

Bulls Coming Back Chicago is on a 17-4 run, cutting Miami's lead to 130-89 with 1:39 left in the 4th. Watch LIVE on League Pass now +

?????

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

we are witnessing historic backpedaling here

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Teams are now 2-13-1 after playing the Chicago Bears this season which, somehow, means to me that they are the best team in football.

Packers and Bears fans coming together to support Minnesota in the North meme sub. Truly something to behold.

The Wall Street Journal Headline: Videos contradict U.S. account of Minneapolis shooting by federal agents: Subhead: See how immigration officers escalated a fatal confrontation Saturday

One of the best framings I've seen comes from *checks notes* The Wall Street Journal, of all places?

The story is not that there are two conflicting versions of what happened.
The story is that the federal government is lying about what happened.
There is plenty of evidence.
Your job, our job, is to sift that evidence and describe what actually happened ffs.

There's a shitposting subreddit dedicated to memes about the NFC North and the entire thing has been nothing but "fuck ICE" memes for days.