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An old grouch who used to be not-quite-someone in small-town Arkansas newspapers until he wasn’t... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GM6GTH5J

Nerd, Freshwater Person. Here to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. As social as a wet cat.

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Personally irrelevant, Textile Tinkerer, Sewist, Tailor, amateur photographer. I do recreations of 16th-17th c. Clothing as time allows and recently became a vintage sewing machine enthusiast.

Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).

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Hi! I’m Molly Hodgdon. I live in Vermont with my beautiful FIV+ cats Francie and Marcel. Banner photo by W. Eugene Smith. Profile pic is a postcard from my collection mailed 1908. Not a bot. Not selling anything. Just a keeper of forgotten cats.

I will fix your rack if you'll take old Jack, my dog

Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

Pro-choice Clinic Escort. Small-a atheist. Dirty #NAFO scum. @Stealthbadger on That Site and http://counter.social and @StealthBadger@sfba.social on Mastodon Probably not your friend.

Jorts the cat. Jean helps me.

fire mage, cat servant, computronician, herzogposter southeastern US she/her Coworker of the Day: https://bsky.app/profile/fritterary.bsky.social/post/3lek7mjnl3k23 Coffee beans thread: https://bsky.app/profile/fritterary.bsky.social/post/3kyoroypxrj2t

Just this guy. I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc. Howdy! av: MST3K's Crow in tux banner: Keep circulating the tapes

Kitty in pfp is my late Momo. I just adopted a dilute torbie named Gabi. All is in flux! Queer, disabled, nontheist (ex-vangelical), nerdy, depressive. Unusual likes: early music, black licorice, Tarkovsky movies. Pronouns: she/they kerendith many places

Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Opinions here are my own. Decent people fight evil. Signal: KenWhite.1969

Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/askaubry Follow≠endorse TL=TW

Freelance Science Journalist. Fact Checker. NatGeo, BBC, SciAm, NBC News, PopSci, WIRED, and others. Hire me to fact check your book. I post about Jewish stuff, disability, Star Trek, and The Buffalo Bills. Jersey girl.

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Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com