Sabermane

You just hate my seizure-inducing 2 minute video of a woman shapeshifting through her animation of arms that aren't hers while she investigates a plane that is also a bedroom because it's punk rock.

Give us time. First you get the weird 70 year old incompetents, THEN you get the raiders.

I mean, imagine if you actually could have convinced people they should own a receipt that shows they didn't own a thing. Like, just imagine how much that would have brought in if people hadn't thought about it for 2 seconds.

No matter what happens in DC from now until the end of time, they are going to lock that door to the roof and throw away the key.

Again, I get it, you gotta be in the Joel mood to listen to him, but he is a master of what he does.

Dont feel bad. It's a song that you do need some experience in life to really "get". I only really got it later.

Ghesundheit.

So, best case they are trying to do vaccine for profit which is...not the best policy I've heard of.

Worst case RFKJr is a necromancer trying to sacrifice as many people as he can to his dark god.

"Dad, this robot we programmed to agree with me isn't agreeing with me!!"

Look out *does some quick calculations* 2087!! Spider-Punk is finally coming sometime possibly!

I mean, there has to be SOME overlap in the Venn Diagram of "Women in general" and "Only gets news from retired and I thought he was dead Dan Rather", right?? Right??

A sizeable percentage of people watching this: yeah, the racing is cool and I'm glad they're focusing so much on the relation but when are they gonna get to the butt stuff?

"And you're replacing it with something better, right?" [/Aniken and Padme meme]

This reads like a Gatsby character complaining that we aren't having breakfast at 2pm and staying up drinking champagne and doing heroin every night until 3am. And then blaming it on "da kids" for some reason.

Game pitch: players are small time dungeon dwellers who have to help the guy running that shop on level 17 of the dungeon, herding the monsters so they don't kill the "Heroes" too early, but also get the gear they just got back from the dead bodies after they run into the beasts on level 20+, etc.

In the ttrpg industry, we call this a "don't roll a 1" item.

This is a...I mean, I get it, you gotta fill a website, but this is a weird article.

...I had never really thought of the implications of Wish spells with the afterlife before, and now I need to go grab a notebook and meditate under a waterfall...

I mean, I've read and bought books with worse opening lines.

Do you like Law and Order cop stories or more drama geek theater, or mythic big fantasy stories (but I'drecommendone of the first two more to start)?

Also, you can just start with Small Gods. It's self contained (mostly) but does introduce the weirdness more.

Laughing at the monster on my door, "you stupid vampire!! You can't come in unless I invite you in!"
"Correct, and thank you."
"What?"
It steps inside.

No.
And
"Bevause they're angry".

Obviously you should make a game about collecting little shark gremlins

I swear if we end up in a civil war because a 78 year old child molester wanted a ball room I'm gonna be so miffed.

Yeah, that's right. Miffed.

Like, a leaf blower is bad, but a leaf vacuum is worse

yes, but the industrialization of vanilla occurred due to 12 year old slave Edmund Albus in 1841.

Isn't this just that power washer simulator?

Vanilla is the jewelry of cooking.

It's like anti-Proust.