Chris Allan

This prior quote from the article: “We believe any deceleration of AI will cost lives...Deaths that were preventable by the AI that was prevented from existing is a form of murder.”

LOL...but Andreessen is just wanting to save lives, Mr. Pope, sir.

It's wild how one Biden gaffe would end up in weeklong coverage of whether to send him to Shady Acres, but Trump's words are just Trump being Trump and we barely bat an eye because he sets the bar so low.

Everyone in these comments seems to know who you're referring to, but I'll hold my thoughts until you disclose this mystery man's identity.

“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”

I spent a minute trying to determine @howtoreadthisch.art before reading the comments and your caption, which made me feel less alone about failing to interpret this.

Let her cook. If Nancy wants to die on the Epstein hill for him -- a hill even MTG noped her way off of -- good riddance to her too. (not that I have much optimism anything will ever come out of the release of the files)

Why does it say White House on the screen when they're clearly at some gaudy Saudi Arabian palace?

/s

Came to make an EBDBBnB reference, but you beat me to it.

Is it too late to plot the spurious correlation of time to remarry and poll numbers in this weekend's newsletter?

I guess this could be applicable for the shutdown as well as who was involved with Epstein....

Did we put tariffs on every country in the world because of national security?

Even if you stick with her premise that women go to the polls to just play a game of f*ck, marry, k1ll, why would they have chosen the guy with a history of s3xual harassment allegations, which isn't exactly a cornerstone of healthy marriages?

Million or billion, what is the context of this? Is he peddling weight-loss drugs as a government official too?

Is he on roller skates or a hoverboard at the start of the clip?

The Blue Jays really missed an opportunity. Two down, bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. You have to pinch hit Buddy Cole on a bar stool.

I like how he brings joy into random people's lives and if they're not into it, he moves along and doesn't bother them.

Are unelected Republicans afraid of mean tweets and getting primaried too?

While on a whole different level, this is why I'm indifferent about the Epstein files when it comes to him. I don't foresee anything making them grow a spine. It's a damn cult.

HuffPost's headline is giving "We asked five chefs their favorite dessert and they all said this one dish." vibes.

Maybe not the nominee but my prediction is a field of awkward trying to play his tough guy persona, spouting nonsense in an attempted mean way. Ted Cruz is definitely coming to mind.

Segway dudes selling bug spray always name drop neighbors I've never heard of.

"I just signed up Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renee."

Call me sick, but part of me wants to see him try this third term bullshit. I'm curious how much further lawmakers and "patriots" will go, convincing themselves this is normal.

At the same time, the media needs to stop giving this oxygen.

64% of 800 crypto investing voters would be a more honest summary, but their dishonest headline got me to click I guess. 🤷

screenshot of group chat of a bunch of people named Josh (a.k.a. the Josh Fight): Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh You created this group 9:48 AM You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today Josh Because we all share the same names ....? Josh Swain left the group. Precisely, 4/24/2021, 12:00 PM, meet at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) we fight, whoever wins gets to keep the name, everyone else has to change their name, you have a year to prepare, good luck

It's kind of amazing how she can lie so enthusiastically. Most humans would have some tell and there's no way they can do it with a smile on their face.

Behind the scenes, I do wonder how many them echo Kelly-Anne Conway's "I need a shower" statement.

Yikes. I'd almost laugh at Gutfeld before this.

Find where they work and do the same to them.

still Lupin and Benjamin with a dog from the Netflix series Lupin

Alt text: area man sick of this shit