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Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked over 'creepy' Pure Cremations advert A number of Good Morning Britain fans have been left distracted and 'creeped out' by a new advert that has been airing during the ITV show in recent days

Not being at work and looking after a newborn baby means we've absorbed a lot of daytime telly adverts, including that mad Pure Cremations ad with the cheerful bloke in the bath. Emma's slogan suggestion: 'Live. Laugh. BURN."

America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Also on this week's Too Hot For TV Jackson and I are joined by Mikey Smith to discuss another 90's Who replacement 'Goodnight Sweetheart'.

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Me, wearing an eyepatch, quite tired and drunk and bedraggled, in a Wetherspoons in Ealing

And several pubs and pints later. Depth perception had gone by this point, but mostly cos of the booze rather than the patch. There was a bloke who looked like John Cleese in this Spoons too, and since he had no call to be there, the art laid in the fact that he was there.

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

A bunch of Doctor Who fans stood outside The Coach And Horses wearing eyepatches, except Mikey, who looks suitably stunned

On a lighter note, this was a year ago already! @mikeysmithuk.bsky.social went to the bar and when he turned around, we were ALL wearing eyepatches.

It’s a great parody but also this shot is as good as any shot from Kubrick’s adaptation and as far as I can tell, it’s a wholly original one

I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice? "You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

I didn’t appreciate using title cards to ease you into an ad break until getting to a particularly key scene in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy on prime and having the Febreze logo abruptly appear like Gary Oldman’s character just received a vision from God

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Big fan of Horror Express, must revisit it sometime.

Weird how time works isn’t it? In some US states a pregnant 11 year-old isn’t allowed an abortion because they need to deal with the “adult” consequences of getting pregnant, but 35 year-old neo-Nazis in the govt group chat are “boys” doing “things young boys do”

The poster for Horror Express. Christopher Lee and Peter Crushing's faces on opposite sides of a steam train, below the planet Earth, in turn below a lot of people with white eyes and bleeding faces.

In case anyone should somehow think I'm making this up.

Watching the third of the Peter Cushing Doctor Who movies, an adaptation of Mummy on the Orient Express (with a bit of The Crimson Horror thrown in for good measure).

Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane and Rachel Bloom as Phoebe Glazer in the Frasier revival

She could have Frasiered off into her own show at the end. The biggest waste of the revival was bringing her back and casting Rachel Bloom(!) as her daughter who's just like her, and only doing anything with that in the very last scene.

Who’s your favorite reccurring (that is not part of the regular cast but kept showing up) sitcom character?

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

Saturday plug for this thing about Jared Leto turning Tron 3 into his own vanity project.

The palace's decision to strip Andrew of his titles in direct response to Virginia's posthumous testimony is a long-overdue and heartbreakingly unfair confirmation that those in power believe her story to be credible. They always did. Fuck them for waiting until she was dead to say so. It gives a whole new meaning to "don't ever trust a woman until she's dead and buried." Thinking of her family and all survivors today

I know I’ve mentioned it before - but there is so often a coyness about talking about the predators close to the monarchy - Mountbatten, Laurens Van Der Post, Peter Ball, Jimmy Savile - such danger in deference

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Trolls compare me to Gollum so often I've decided to address it.

Today’s Mr Blobby in things is an absolute fave. Here he is in the Fast and Furious 7.

Dead tired of people who weren't even born in 1985 acting like the fucking Na'vi about that one time it was off for 18 months as if it could happen again any minute, this terrible race memory that's somehow much more likely than the way streaming telly works now. There is NO news, lads.

Also, grow a beard if you haven't, you're gonna wear that thing fuckn smooth analysing every single "no news" soundbyte like this.

Doctor Who chinstrokers: "Why has The War Between The Land And The Sea been delayed to next year if the Disney decision won't come until after it's aired???"

Because there's already no time to make a series of Doctor Who by next year, and if there wasn't anything next year, you'd scweam and scweam.