Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: EEK

AI videos being sent to him by Miller, Noem et al, right?

So it is in fact Synchronicity II 🦑

About to activate my 3 free months of Health+ so I can get in on the eventual class action lawsuit

Keep Honking, I'm In A Speed (1994, Jan de Bont) Situation But I Have To Drive The Speed Limit

I take care of the place while the master is in California

Democratic Whip Notice: The House GOP Leadership have made the following change to the House Floor schedule: Members are advised that votes are no longer expected in the House on Tuesday, October 14, 2025. Pending Senate action on FY26 Funding, Members will receive 48 hours' notice prior to any potential votes in the House. Further information regarding the Floor schedule will be provided as soon as it becomes available. This is a change from the House GOP Leadership's previously announced schedule.

UNREAL

Every cat owner has experienced this daily

It's been 25 years. Millennials step up! Bring it On is a classic!

Moe Szyslak: I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

#FridayFeeling

Trick on how to always win at “rock, paper, scissors”: No matter what the other person chooses, sleep with their high school crush.

They Live (1988)

Spooky Season Cancelled - I've Got JESUS Sweats... $50 Listed over a week ago in Peabody, MA

That happens when you eat a whole box of communion wafers

Screenshot of a tweet by me dated 2022. There is a photo of my brown tuxedo. tabby Fergus and the text reads "Fraud alert: local woman makes conflicting statements about her cat, claiming he both a big strong man and a tiny potato boy"

Someone just reminded me that Fergus was the subject of this tweet years ago that turned into a minorly viral meme. So if you do an image search for 'big strong man tiny potato boy' right now all the top results are Fergus. 🥹

Season 6 / Episode 15

"I get 5% off on everything in the store just because I look like-
I mean, just because I am krusty the clown?"

"How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy
magazines kept me in business during that first, shaky year?
By the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses."

"It's very funny when the government gets to decide who is a Real Jew and who is not! We are all laughing. It is funny, yes."

I'm so sorry.❤️

I think my favorite comment from him is still the complaint that we don't let people become hyper rich anymore before expecting them to act like human beings

From the memory hole: There was a hostage release and ceasefire deal in place by the Biden administration 10 months ago. It was allowed to expire in March, under Donald Trump, and now it's been revived and rebranded, with Donald taking full credit like always.

The question is where will it wind up in org chart

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

GM unveils new Chevy Bolt – same package, new battery, low $29k price GM has unveiled the new version of the Chevy Bolt, its popular, affordable EV with an upgraded battery and an otherwise very similar package to its last iteration, and we’re on the scene at the unveiling at Universal Studios Hollywood to get you all the info you need. more…

GM unveils new Chevy Bolt – same package, new battery, low $29k price

Linda Ronstadt, 1979 Topps #Dodgers

#Baseball

There has to be a guy with face tattoos that legally changed his name to Habeas Corpus, right?

The intersection of these groups? That's right: the Toxic Avenger

Graphic where Senator Warren says: In 2013, Trump himself said, about a potential government shutdown, quote: Then, a Donald Trump quote: “if there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He’s the one that has to get people together.” Senator Warren says: Donald Trump today should take a hint from Donald Trump yesterday.

I agree with Donald Trump:

Trump is not the right leader for his moment.

NN: Dems say you won't swear in Grijalva bc you don't want her vote on Epstein

JOHNSON: No. It's scheduling

NN: But there have been Rs sworn in during pro forma sessions

MJ: Only reason was bc they flew in their family

NN: So if she flies in her family you'd do it?

MJ: Again, it's a distraction

Fear (1996)

Barnstable

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.