@andrew3000.bsky.social
I invented Post-Its. He/him.
The Right: preferred pronouns? I don’t have to respect that bullshit, I’m free to act as I like
Also the Right: I demand you conform to my elaborate rituals designed to guard against me fucking you
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
12.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 11972 🔁 2225 💬 268 📌 111one time i started reading this line in master shake's voice and now i can't stop whenever i see it
12.12.2025 21:05 — 👍 167 🔁 45 💬 4 📌 0Eh. Wha? Yay! Aww.
#LastFourWatched
Somebody stop him
12.12.2025 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A recent piece on RFK’s approach to health policy called it “decision-based evidence-making,” and that seems an apt way to describe this whole administration.
12.12.2025 12:58 — 👍 139 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 1Embracing the festive spirit! 😂
12.12.2025 13:55 — 👍 311 🔁 59 💬 6 📌 3Meet Joe Black (1998)
11.12.2025 14:21 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0I think the best way to announce winners of video game awards is to use the annoyed tone of a high school principal giving out a diploma to a student he didn't like
12.12.2025 02:38 — 👍 295 🔁 43 💬 4 📌 0That sounds like a them problem
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BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans in Congress just voted to pass the Protect America’s Workforce Act to restore federal workers’ union rights – the first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term. https://bit.ly/4oNyBQc
11.12.2025 22:06 — 👍 2977 🔁 899 💬 36 📌 126i have been lost in the sewer for 2 days looking for my wife who has been lost in the sewer for 5 days
28.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 96 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 3QUICK: The 3 leading candidates for Fed Chair are Kevin Warsh, Kevin Hassett, & Christopher Waller. Do you think any of them are Trump sock puppets?
ELIZABETH WARREN: Are you kidding?
Q: Hassett said he'll maintain the Fed independence
W: Sure. Remind me when he last disagreed w/ Trump publicly
The horror secret Japan has cracked is that the exorcist/paranormal investigator in your ghost story should be the same as an eccentric detective from a mystery
Nothing beats being trapped in an absolute nightmare and then suddenly here comes Columbo stumbling into the climax
why is my AI dead grandma taking such a hardline stance on Taiwan
11.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
Stealworkers
11.12.2025 13:55 — 👍 8171 🔁 1881 💬 191 📌 260🫡
11.12.2025 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meet Joe Black (1998)
11.12.2025 14:21 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Shrieking Seagull meme PEGGGGGGGGG It will come back to you PEGGGGGGGGG
11.12.2025 13:55 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Il Postino (1994)
11.12.2025 11:11 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lurking behind door number 11 of the Scarred For Life advent calendar... a BBC show from 1968 which, according to legend, was so scary that it wasn't just banned - it was destroyed (save for one brilliant episode). It's LATE NIGHT HORROR!
11.12.2025 10:25 — 👍 92 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 3All of a sudden grandma starts reminiscing about shows that premiered after she passed 🙏
10.12.2025 19:58 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's what my concussions taught me about advertising
10.12.2025 19:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*pounding clipboard*
10.12.2025 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
10.12.2025 18:57 — 👍 25477 🔁 7782 💬 659 📌 293this scam is particularly effective because the scammers imitate Michael’s standard email greeting: “I’m Michael Hobbes - yes, THAT Michael Hobbes.”
10.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 1576 🔁 66 💬 37 📌 1
Shaq as a Celtic
Speaking of Magic centers
10.12.2025 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He has a little thing we in the biz call "it"
10.12.2025 15:54 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1(Candidate performs better than any other Dem in over a decade)
We shouldn't have nominated this candidate.
Hell yeah brother
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