Scotty da Haole

Gonna start calling stuff "Draculas cigar" and make people decide if I'm saying positive connotation (husky lil fella) or negative (fucking fibrous piece of shit)

I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

The part that sticks out to me? Gersh?? Wtf is that. Cue the poob copypasta

If we just say that everyday it might work 🙏

Forbidden jelly on toast???

Rhystic… Cave

So just like ... the industrial ones for large scale use bathrooms? Hopefully not the shitty .5 ply those are tho

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

King James??? Nah, ain't no way anyone besides theology students can put up with the old timey thees and thous and shit

I wonder if there's someone really prominent included in that "and other men"

Surely this will not include a famous "businessman" who is photographed with him hundreds of times over like 3 decades 🤔

Yea idk why people making direct actionable threats here ?

Like go with the classic [redacted], no one can prove you mean anything with those words

Or actually try to make a joke : "Defenestration is a fun vocab word 😉"

That's very different than saying you will shoot to kill at someone, idiot!

I think you mean PT (Brasil 🇧🇷), it's their language now, the colonizers ain't got the juice

AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.

toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

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It keeps saying "You need to get Win11 RIGHT NOW we will never update Win10 ever again, but then keeps ... having updates? Really worried they can somehow force the change, despite me saying fuck off everytime it pops up 😬

Pluribus truly captures the unique American mindset, to be such a miserable hater that when presented with literally the ideal perfect communism, so disgusted to ask for atomic weapons likely to end it?

Also this greedy bitch wants a whole grocery store for herself!?

Dawg I'm starting to have a deep fear about this three cueing / illiteracy stuff

What do you mean my little baby brother (Like uhh... 24 now) gen, the oldest zoomers might be the last cohort with even a little functional literacy??? Fully prepping kids for the dark ages this way dawg 😭😭😭

I mean many of the Red states have child bride laws and they genuinely think 15 and 16 with grown ass men in 40s and 50s is acceptable.

To these sick fucks, they're just "normal" rape victims, as in fame seeking liars trying to destroy powerful men MeToo style

This culture is fucked 🫤

Brennan Lee Mulligan as Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos. Caption reads, “we won, go home, be with your families.”

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YouTube video by Dropout Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos

Obligatory;

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Oregon Trail 3rd

No limit on wagon weight unless you get stuck in the mud. Loved collecting everything, even if it slowed my journey

Also there was a glitch with the eggs where they doubled in trading but not past 16000 or something bc integers couldn't handle it

I know 2 ply means in English and don't know much about toilet tissue production. So maybe two passages thru makes sense for "epaissuers"

But no, despite having no similarity to the word thickness, that's what it means!

So doing this shit as your first language? No wonder them kids illiterate 😭

Circling back to that cue reading shit? Sometimes I try it just for fun with French bc I have the translation right there for me anyway and like ... I am very much off, most of the time! And that's comparing it to English, a language that is ~30% French (minimum estimate)

Yea, like when companies payout for negligence or something it's usually a few million for the victim (generous maximum) so if a human life is valued at 2M, 100M is alot of deaths equalvilence

"The wallet inspector? No no no, *we're* trying to catch him. But you have heard of him yes? Okay good do give us all your data on everything to help us out here"

Or something similar

It's a location? Choosen for being a well preserved fancy old timey manor??

Whats next they gonna complain that there's too much Times Square in the hundreds of movies and shows that take place in NYC??

yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.

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What I'm learning is that while basically everyone else was using emails with full sentences this guy was just throwing together short drunk texts on them?
Kinda wild how many peoples jobs are emails and they would be fired for that kinda sloppy informal shit

Oh this guy woulda loved what we've done with brassica since his times

Unlawful sex with a minor (under 13) is an enhancement to, not sperate crime from unlawful sex with a minor! Just bc one is a worse pedophile charge doesn't stop the other from still being pedophilia!

Its not like they didn't know plenty of 18 and 19 year olds, as many of those were victims too!