penelope (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

tell me status

the cashiers all say this to me when i present my credit cards and i have no fucking clue why

ok here me out. what if there was a horse, but like, depressed? and had a drinking problem? idk just spitballing, probably nothing

i want it to keep going. we don't have to keep watching, we *get* to keep watching baseball. we got a free extra game already! :D

i genuinely hope it goes for another 13 innings

it's vodka and dreamcast games saturday (technically, it is 1am)

doug stanhope my beloved

or give me death

that's a bummer, is there anything that actually works at bringing back dislikes?

those are essential, i also use return youtube dislike and hide youtube-shorts and playables. just more garbage that you don't need, i need to find out how to hide the ai summaries

the amount of firefox add-ons i have specifically just to make youtube a functional site is getting ridiculous at this point. i genuinely don't know how people use it without modifying all the stupid shit they keep adding or taking away

in that case might as well go all in with the door-in-the-face technique. ask for a $100 bill for a penny, they obviously say no, then $50 for a nickel, eventually you're getting a $20 for a dime! #financialadvice

if it's just coins they want, a penny would be enough right? then your profit margins would be 99¢, which is enough for a giant bubble wand at the 99¢ store in a state with no sales tax. the real question still remains though, does this person like coins more than they like the value of money?

if they give you a dollar bill that puts them at -$1.00 and you at +$1.00. if you give them a quarter you are at -$0.25 and they are at +$0.25. assuming the trade happens at the same time, you would have gained about $0.75 and they would have lost about $0.75. this is lower than your usual profits.

breathing deep into the controller through your nose, a deep exhale, as if praying to the xbox 360 gods to help you, as it's pressed against your head

also known as an insulincer

extraordinarily powerful scene, love falk's energy here

someone after my own heart

hell yeah, that's the way to go. and don't forget sa1 too! (i shall defend sa1 for the dreamcast till my last breath)

dreamcast owners unite!! i tried getting shenmue off ebay and disc 1 didn't work. not even sure if discs 2 and 3 work yet since you need a save file on disc 1 to play either disc :/

hopefully you find someone you feel you can be more open with. getting 5150'd sucks shit so i can see why you'd be reticent to talk candidly about how you wanna die

i've been talking about my suicidal ideation more frequently with people i trust and i've found it actually kinda helps. obviously you gotta leave out the "and this is my plan" parts to avoid being held against your will, but so far only noticed good results compared to lying

twitch mod son or bsky mod daughter?

put it on this napkin of sonic being inflated like a balloon that i drew and tell her, "you know what i'm talking about?"

i wonder if he put pain sensors near his junk. sounds like the kind of careless blunder robotnik would make. but also, more true to the real sonic. and this begs the question: does robotnik want to make an identical sonic or just one slightly better that can beat sonic?

you're all good jack keep going

sleepmaxxing with two eye masks, air purifiers, humidifiers, and dehumidifiers, and noise-cancelling headphones with guided meditation at 3x speed