Lewis

Every meal is burger

During No Kings at the steps of the state house in Columbia, SC.

No kings in Columbia sc.

Last time I saw gwar they decapitated a fake Biden and I got sprayed in the face with Biden’s neck blood.

If Labubus were real I’d hunt them for sport.

Spotted one earlier.

Every YouTube ad I get now is like a group of Chinese military guys sitting at a table watching a tv with vapes on it and the narrator going “CHINA IS TARGETING OUR CHILDREN WITH ILLEGAL VAPES!”

lol

I got an ad for oracle in the middle of this ep so that’s fun.

Lil cone boy

Another year where Trapt didn't get nominated for the Rock Hall. Unreal.

Just witnessed 8 couples get married at my local punk flea market. That’s rad as hell.

The door in the bathroom of my local arcade bar 🫡

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article) A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

Every time I hear the word DOGE I physically cringe.

Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio "There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."

"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"

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"Residual Ham Material," And Even More Evocative Phrases From USDA Inspections Of Boar's Head Plants | Defector Once again, we combed through the reports to find the most alarming and unintentionally poetic phrases written by inspectors. They are presented without edits. Do not read this before eating a meal.

Deluxe Ham Large Babies

I saw a metal band play under an overpass to the interstate. It was pretty rad until the cops came and shut it down.

Also Zuck donated 1 million to Trumps inauguration yesterday.

Riffs.

I got asked at a Taco Bell drive through last night if I wanted to round up $7.01 to $8.00 to donate for whatever. Which i was like that’s not rounding up if anything you should round me down to seven dollars even. Which then the attendant was quiet for ten seconds and then told me to pull up.

All movies should end the way The Substance did.

Blood incantation my dude

I think all vampires should have mustaches.

EXPLAIN to me why the FBI and Homeland Security and the military and the White House REFUSE to issue a statement on WHY my wife is leaving me if there’s not a MASSIVE COVERUP HAPPENING

MSNBC is reporting that the backpack that the Midtown shooter ditched in Central Park was full of Monopoly money