Gruffalo Trace

The Long Game Imagine you are a tenant, in the worst financial crash in living memory, and you discover that over three thousand of your very precious and irreplaceable euros have been sent by your idiot bank to your previous landlord. And then he won't give them back. Not then, but also, not later either. He just keeps the money, because that is how Irish private landlords behave. You pay a deposit to a landlord and then they try anything on to refuse to give it back. Now imagine you spend the next 16 years seething every time that landlord appears on the TV, being fêted for his sporting triumphs, receiving state appointments and still never giving you your money. And now, and I invite you to imagine this in full 8k Hi-Def Surround Sound, imagine seeing that guy announce he was running to be President and realising you were going to tell your story and End It.

I learned about Sports Thumb Jim Gavin dropping out of the Irish Presidential election from @tupped.bsky.social's The Gist this morning and I owe it to you to share this relevant passage, which got my week off to a great start:

don't bully me I'll cum

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Congratulations are in order.

Coffee & Cake to start a weekend with the chaps!

And so the weekend begins!
Supposed to biking and beering but the trails are closed due to wind 🤬

Stop taking my job!

In memoriam...

a bag of "Get Movin' Crackers."

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

I believe her name's Melania...

Anyone fancy a Chinese?😂😂

🐧 Excuse me!

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She was rare, like porn that didn't involve a step-relative

In France, cheerleaders wave apple apples

Someone frying an egg in a car bonnet

Yes, I hate the demented circus peanut and everything he represents. No, I don't want to make it my whole personality. That's what my boobs are for.

“breast milk” implies that we can milk other body parts

People who block over a bikini pic
probably wear turtlenecks to the beach.

Did it just pop up one day?

Wow, that was brutal...I was dreaming about waiting for pizza delivery and instead I woke up to my alarm to get ready for work.

I work between the manufacturers and the customers and hear all the crap coming from the Brands about how good and important it is to connect your Dishwasher to the App on your phone.
So far ZERO people have asked for it in store & most shrug and say no point/don't want it/not arsed when I install

I don't want smart appliances. I want dumb appliances designed by smart engineers.

Was going to say Jagger!

a man with angel wings says " you people " in front of an angel Alt: Alan Rickman playing Metatron unfurling his wings to prove he's an Angel

Dogma

Four paintings by artist Octopus/Caveman are displayed on a grey countertop. I apologize for the low quality ALT Text description. I'm struggling to describe the paintings.

Got some wonderful pieces by @octopuscaveman.bsky.social. 🖤🖤