Bryan Joiner

Always head-spinning how the venezuelan people (or whoever) are innocent victims of a reign of terror at home but if they try to flee and come here they become sinister illegal aliens. In this case the transformation happens within two sentences

Sorry, I'm trying to delete it

re the Paul Dano discourse, I was at a proper Williamsburg party right after THERE WILL BE BLOOD came out and this one dude was just savaging it which was weird to me and I asked him why and he said his brother was the original Eli Sunday and then I got it quite quickly

I know, I saw, but you’re in the HOF already, I hope everything works out well. I even wanted the Jays to win

Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped Screenshot 1: You spent 738 posts on the following topics: 1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section 2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine 3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election Screenshot 2: Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be: New York, NY Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social Y'all talked too much about the TN-7 race, turned it high salience, juiced turnout, and wrecked Dems' chances of sneaking in a win. Dec 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM & Everybody can reply

“It’s bad politics to raise turnout for your side in an election” has the exact same vibe as “hey fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?”

If you look for journo jobs in the NYC area there are perpetually jobs listed to write for Gutfeld!, because he is very stupid and works at a bad company but lives on third base

The “if Biden did this” meter has exploded in a Chernobyl-level blast

Excited for the NYT story in 6 months that says some experts say Trump appears to have possibly fallen asleep during routine meetings, which is disputed by other experts

what work day

Neither do I, but it’s good shorthand for the load Staff has had to bear

I’m a Pats fan and imho it’s Stafford.
Maye doesn’t have a 300 yard game!

Why hire a great architect when you could have infinite worse ones

3x Trump voter, guy who saw every Mike Hampton start (I realize this does not narrow it down for Whitestone)

Cheat to win!

They made a composite character and staged an absurd courtroom scene and it’s still goated

First thing watching back on HBO for first time in 2 yrs… Chernobyl, the greatest

The unis themselves had nothing to speak of. The helmets did the talking. The Red Sox 75 aesthetic fucking ruled however

The dark truth is that the pats’ current unis are by far their best ever, even better than the Pat patriot reds (those helmets were much better obv)

Where’s the Yuki champion arrow

At the Great American Beer Festival a fellow beer writer offered me “a mint” and I said no thanks without looking. He was like “shit!” Bc the mints were called Malort Sucks, and, you know

u fucker

Oh what a feeling
When there’s just not a ceiling

Me at all times:

[me only now realizing Lane Kiffin is a piece of shit]

ahaaaa

Oh, that's where I know him from

Mister, are you Jesus?

Google deserves blame too, not least wise bc how is this helpful?

you’d have already thrown it all tho

Gollum: