NattMare

We've been suffering under the hegemony of the rigid for long enough. We must enter the age of the flexible

My joints hurt a lot, so I'm definitely more jealous of the octopus.

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

"Requiring that we be invited into someone's home before we can enter is kneecapping the vampire industry."

Your next chance is May 14th, when Benin has theirs

You forgot happy regular day to all the people living in places where mothers day is a completely different date

Do the woky-popy!

I had extra teeth. There wasn't enough room for them, though, so they started a turf war in my jaw. There were innocent bystanders and no winners, so now I have fewer teeth than what's normal

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I prefer capritarius

One bright side to being forced to live in an AI slop tornado is now I see my artistic mistakes as incredibly endearing. The human machine of my body made that weird line. My worst day of drawing is completely untouchably better than anything AI will ever produce until the heat death of the universe

Norwegian: Bæ

Wow: JD Vance is apparently skiing in Vermont this weekend and the locals aren’t having it. Thousands have lined the streets in protest.

Be careful, or you'll meet an army of her

Very meta. So, from now on, it's more like "NEWS, BROKEN?"

One of the side effects I get from sumatriptan is migraines 🫠

Well, yes... but I've never heard skogegast. It doesn't sound or look right, thats not how you do plural of skog

We dont use umlaut, but we have the letter ø. So it would be 'min sønn'

How do you know it's not ai?

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The alt text says "computer art", what does that mean?

Its already been too long

Brain: What do you mean you don't like the new exploding head thing I do right when you're finally drifting off?

Just in case it wasn't clear: If I click on your profile and see that you've used AI to make something, you get blocked.

My bones have been aching so much lately 😫 I'm considering changing the locks before they get back from the moors

When people play dead on screen, I look for evidence that they are ✨️not✨️ in fact, dead

I never look for them (except when people play dead), so I don't notice that often. But when I do, it's the best thing ever

I don't know why, but any evidence of the production behind the scenes that accidentally makes it into the movie fills me with immense joy

When they run past the airplane, you can see the shadow of the film crew 😊

We're they chanting squir-rel squir-rel, or more sqrrl sqrrl sqrrl?