Lance Schmidt 📹

The Sun is starting at Uranus.

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

Dee has big plans to make the yellow even yellowier.

Q: “Most hospitals + people who will lose insurance are in rural areas. If Trump & Republicans are so intent on sticking it to their own voters, why not let them?”

@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”

A statement from Nordecke regarding the retirement of Darlington Nagbe:

Build the statue.

It moves the needle in western PA and WV which have been swing areas. Gotta remember the Vance mammaw and peepaw voters they targeted to counter Philly.

“The SPEEDBOATS in VENEZUELA are forcing the President to TARIFF all SOFT FURNISHINGS coming from NATO!

Wasn’t he the dopey Mayor on Spin City?

The pizza delivery dude just told me "I know you like our sauces so I threw in some extra ranch" and it's a 12oz squeeze bottle of shop-made ranch.

This is the highest honor you can give to a Midwesterner. I would follow that man to Hell and back.

FBI Deputy Director breaks down on Fox: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, you know, my wife is struggling... I stare at these four walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but l mean, separated. And it's hard."

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

American farmers are proud of their labor, but are incredibly late to realizing that they ARE labor.

Update: it did

a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys " ALT: a man in a dark room with the words " the truth is these are not very bright guys "

The thing is leaping to conclusions about a killer’s motive in a political environment this insane is not only dangerous, it’s just dumb.

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?

did you know universal healthcare is cheaper and gets better results than what we’re doing now?

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

Fascism

TRUMP: “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator.”

He’s saying it. Are you listening? 🇺🇸

I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally

Play has to go through Gazdag, not to him. Hopefully this will work itself out with a real striker up top.

A skater's grave. The headstone is a skateboard with LIVE TO RIDE printed on it.

‪This California Games 2 game over screen goes extremely hard.

eventually people have to come to their senses lmao have you met people

Progressive movement IS the way to attract independent voters. The real debate is whether Dem donors will lean into progressive policies that hurt their personal bottom line.

Adrian Bliss hitting the nail on the head - that stare into the camera at the end, chef kiss 👌

“Making Art In 2026”

Everything costs too much and nobody has money seems like a bad combo.