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Making a big pot of soup and watching Heat for the first time

I don't think people get it: If the leathery scion of a demonic political dynasty tells you what medicines to take or not take, you LISTEN.

Would be awesome to get raptured today during a webinar about AI or during Zoom therapy

Started Alien: Earth

Nope

Hello is anyone here

"this is shit"- bad
"this shit rips"- good
"this is ass"- bad
"this rips ass"- bad?
"this shit rips ass"- unclear
"this ass rips shit"- no

Just imagined a bright red cybertruck and got so mad

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

They turned the Chicago River green again for the new pope!!!!

Never in my decade of filing FOIA requests have I gotten a response like this. Customs and Border Protection denies my request, saying "Due to law enforcement sensitivities we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of records." No exemption cited, no name of who wrote this.

Trump is in office and things are extremely bleak, I just got covid for the first time ever and can’t smell or taste anything…I’m getting hit with all the Spring 2020 classics

Decided not to share to my IG story a reel of cute rats diving because my caption of “7:36 am to 7:40 am” would not make sense over there

They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab

Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far

Handing him a medical degree in 20 years when he plays an ER doctor in Florida (lots of alligator-related injuries)

Mark Wahlberg’s 40-Day Challenge

Paradise should be the #1 show on tv Sunday nights on ABC but then they wouldn’t be able to say “fuck”

It really felt like an episode of the show which is why it was so good and funny!!

Noah Wyle is one ER show away from becoming a doctor

Not a good way to trick me into giving you money. Do better

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Omg celebrity cameo 😍🤩

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks

Dudes Posting Their W’s