Not a Billionaire

they probably just thought of it as a regular mash

oldest story in the book

Ok in this movie we’re gonna have a normal Earnest and a hot Earnest—let’s REALLY weird up the burgeoning sexuality of these kids

- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”

Ok in this movie we’re gonna have a normal Earnest and a hot Earnest—let’s REALLY weird up the burgeoning sexuality of these kids

- Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”

What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?

Asshole—he said that?

in this economy?

“Oi bruv, founding fathers innit?”

“I wish I had worked less lol”

i want to visit italy just to experience a meatball fight

love that guy

Your peanut butter tweet was invented by George Washington Clever.

bad vibe

they got the same vibe

If this was in Central Pennsylvania they would burn that place to the ground

but that’s how I fix them

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is cancelling your fire insurance

the “carrot and stick” system seems backwards to me. i’ve never been lured by a carrot. a good stick, however…

McRibbed condoms, for MY pleasure

nobody’s scared of maroon 1

wut

short answer, no
long answer, yes

*Amy Sherman-Palladino takes off top hat, dons pointy witch hat*

“You look like a 9 inch cake in a 6 inch pan”
- Boomer uncle

oldest story in the book

the 90s was a dark time for fans of ass

drinkin a sword nbd hbu

I got that dawg in me I ate a dawg

“See you later this year”
- Me leaving a NYE party but I’m just going to get some ice

*a pack of Morelikes approaches*