Politely Offend

She is so loud and wrong.

Even if seeing me doesn’t, what I would say to her would.

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One of the better lists of underseen films I've read, from @thathagengrrl.bsky.social, @siddhantadlakha.bsky.social, @rifewithkatie.bsky.social and others! Rare you see actual obscure movies on one of these, but this is about 70% things I've never watched!

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I would just like to brag that I posted this just before her unhinged live

The way that Alexa Nikolas acts so dramatically unhinged on her lives (the faxes, the pauses) is just a painful reminder of the existence of theater kids.

Mine are:
1. Amanda Palmer
2. Alexa Nikolas

Does anyone else have a list of problematic micro-celebs who they occasionally hate-search to see what other fuckery they’re causing?

*adds to watch list*

Makes sense. Her parents live there. I knew her at one point (rabid fan turned acquaintance) and really need to dodge her in case she recognizes me. If she says one word, I won’t be liable for what I say back.

Ugh. I work south of the city but not by much. I will exercise caution if I drift that way. We need an airtag on that woman.

You just made me lose the game AND think of Amanda Palmer. I demand compensation.

The term “sex pest” feels too whimsical for what it is.

Lmk the area because I’m a MA resident who fully needs to steer clear of that bitch

As someone who knew her, that is completely accurate

You should draw them back on

Nightmare fuel

Don’t feel too bad. I got to know the woman because I was such a superfan. We all have embarrassing phases.

I have no idea who you are, but I followed you and am going to read one of your books for this joke alone. 💀

I remember nearly chucking my phone across the room when I saw that.

Back to bluesky as an unproblematic fav

*using reverse psychology in the rap battle*

I bet your mom wasn’t even a ho

Me, trying not to be too obvious that I have big news: What smells like newdog in here?

Posting prayer hands with the words “for peace” is not an appropriate reaction to a nuanced and bloody ongoing conflict… Just please stop and back away from the social media, celebs.

I wish someone would tell celebrities that it’s okay to not say anything…

Skull with glitter sprinkled on it in a way that makes it look like mold, wearing a top hat with a silver on it, over a sign that says “Help that fits your lifestyle”

why yes, CVS, this help does exactly fit my lifestyle

Me and all my online friends

It’s hilarious how pissed the WGA scabs must be right now. Imagine needing to do the bare minimum as a rich and famous person for less than a year and instead choosing to put a stain on your career by being selfish. What a shitty tradeoff.

This one retreated north.

Herzog’s would be so depressing. A slow narration track throughout, a focus on the mindless destruction of nature, and everyone dies at the end.

Thank yewww. If it makes you feel better, it’s balanced out by an AWFUL other parent who has been disowned