The New World Otter

🌱 I don't so much have a front lawn, but a highly advanced civilization of malicious plant life...

Trump to lower tariffs on bananas and coffee...

Laxative makers and plumbers unions outraged...

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Why are people calling it "Age of AI" and not the more awkward and hilarious "aige"

I've been told I look better without my glasses.

Honestly, I just don't see it.

Experimenting with slop

All 7 deadly sins with a bad combover stuffed into a suit that fits like a hefty bag.

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Old joke: If a genie gave Democrats three wishes, they'd negotiate down to one, and then wish for something they think Republicans might like.

⛳️ Don Quixote's Mini Golf

18 Holes, All Windmills

Speaker Johnson is violating the Constitution. Time to remove him.

"Neither House, during the session of Congress, shall, without the consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting."

Art. I § 5.

I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107.

12 days of work in 107 days.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

b&w photo of a mountain road, overlaid with faint circuitry with the text: May you post on your mains with all the tenacity of your alts.

Ancient Postmodern Blessing: May you post on your mains with all the tenacity of your alts.

Everybody is so desperate for that interstellar comet to be an alien ship, what if it's just cake?

News headline saying how the Louvre's security password was Louvre, juxtaposed with a screenshot from the space balls sir shield combination scene

They must've been playing "I spy" when picking a password 👀

At least add a € at the end.

#memepage #funny #passwordfail #louvre #viralnews #memeoftheday

Excessive force. PERIOD!

They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.

📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.

They said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single first step, but they failed to mention all of the mouse traps scattered about the path.

mike johnson's wife: (exiting bathroom) seriously mike why did you leave an empty toilet paper roll in there

mike johnson: oh well that is news to me. toilet paper? and you're saying we have a bathroom of some kind ??

If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.

I don't have two wolves in me I have these guys: The Door Guards from the movie Labyrinth

I don't have two wolves in me I have these guys: The Bushwackers

2 plays on the new "I don't have 2 wolves inside me" meme...

#memetrends

Biff Tannen’s Pleasure Paradise from Back to the Future II

Checking in on the White House renovations…

Thought I slipped into an alternate dimension; turns out, my VPN just switched to Canada.

First, he wasn't gonna touch it. Then, only a portion would be needed torn down to make room for his temple... now they're just ripping the whole wing apart.

THE👏PRESENT👏IS👏PROLOGUE👏

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

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🏴‍☠️ 18th century pirates:
The beatings will continue until morale improves.

🧐 21st century pirates:
The price increases will continue until the bottom line improves