churl

no thanks I’d rather do something useful

“all just math” is literally what all digital images are dawg. Stop being lazy and boring.

Just developed what might be my favorite photo I’ve ever taken

Which way, western man?

forcing myself out of a depressive slump in order to hit the last local imax screening ranks among my all-time best decisions. Salve for the soul.

word probably got around and now EVERYONE knows. no coming back from this.

cartoon kangaroo-ass name

but I gotta be the coolest guy in the club so I’ll get to wear a cape and pistol

I prefer a gleesome threesome.

Oppenheimer was a lot more about communism than I expected, which is my favorite thing to be able to say about a movie

only if you follow back 💕

many people are saying this

Mel is trans, dog, they’re making a joke

the eggheads in washington call it “being bipolar” but I call it “living dialectically”

I’m a history shitposter and fellow at the Senator Howell Tankerbell Institute for What if the South Had Won Studies

Lansing's nephew Allen Dulles waxed eloquent about "pulchri-tudinous [American] youth" taking up the "greatest obligation and opportunity that a nation ever had... We are called to put the world in order again.”

Under enormous pressure from France and Britain, however, and in his anti-Ger-man phase, he went along with the notorious "war guilt clause," drafted by another Lansing nephew, future U.S. secretary of state John Foster Dulles, which placed responsibility on Germany for all the damages caused by the war.

been reading about US diplomacy at the close of WWI and this feels like a Marvel movie easter egg teasing the major antagonists of a future arc

(George C. Herring’s excellent primer From Colony to Superpower: U.S. Foreign Relations since 1776)

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.

The Thing growing spider legs was Carpenter’s homage to Little Miss Muffet