1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick

Are we witnessing a second impeachment caused by a Clinton blowjob?

14.11.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When Trump is out of office, I hope they use his ballroom to host drag shows.

08.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know what's creepier. That Trump wants to fuck his own daughter, or that Eric Trump wants to suck his dad's dick.

16.10.2025 05:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at here." - Me, looking at the new Kreator album artwork.

29.09.2025 21:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

State Farm doesn't know me at all. A good neighbor to me isn't always there. I want a neighbor that I never see.

22.07.2025 04:37 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I always knew that Coldplay actually meant to cause you trouble.

22.07.2025 04:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A gangster rooster is also known as a hard cock.

08.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Elon Musk was wearing a shirt that says The Dogefather. That's why he got a black eye.

03.06.2025 04:26 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they give me a high five after I make a joke about them sucking my dick.

19.05.2025 04:00 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Happy mother's day to all the dog moms out there.

11.05.2025 18:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This really would be the stupidest reality if Trump actually became the pope. Like, nothing that could ever happen would be as stupid as that.

08.05.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beetlejuice 3 better be titled Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetleju-.

13.04.2025 09:29 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

So... eggs are cheaper now, right? RIGHT!?!

04.04.2025 14:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When a bunch of ghosts jizz on your face, it's called a bookaka.

02.04.2025 19:52 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I would fuck my girlfriend wearing anything except for black face.

19.03.2025 06:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then my work here is done.

17.03.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does this look like a dog sleeping?

17.03.2025 14:16 — 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

My non binary girlfriend is never more my boyfriend than when they're finishing off a bag of chips.

12.03.2025 02:30 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) Ep 7. Stay Golden Chicky Boy

A new episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty? That's what we have here! Watch, enjoy and follow the recipe.
youtu.be/3gFUUFTl9WY?...

10.03.2025 19:13 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The mayonnaise at Five Guys is made of cum from five guys.

04.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The phrase "boys will be boys" only applies to white men.

28.02.2025 15:20 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) Ep 6. the PBBBOB

The newest episode of Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is available for all your viewing pleasures. Enjoy the silliness, follow the recipe for a delicious ass meal and subscribe to the channel.
youtu.be/W05EcazOH7o?...

25.02.2025 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My brother drives a Tesla so everyday I text him just to make sure he didn't blow up.

25.02.2025 18:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should hulking out be an impeachable offense?

19.02.2025 02:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like we're not disturbed enough by how much ghost jizz is always just floating around us.

15.02.2025 01:43 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) Ep 5. Chestnuts Roasting Over A Creamy Garlic Pasta

Time for a new Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat). Please watch, follow the recipe and enjoy a delicious pasta meal.
youtu.be/lgokeRN5SZ8?...

10.02.2025 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) Ep 4. Pink Pantheroni Pizza

It's been a while but Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) is back with an all new episode. Enjoy!
youtu.be/nvMsf4o6RWc?...

27.01.2025 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like a lot of Trump supporters would have also voted for Tony Clifton.

24.01.2025 21:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry but this is incorrect.

17.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is no harmonizing duo as iconic as Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge.

17.01.2025 15:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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