A Monster Mullins in Texas

lying

Doing a Coheed and Cambria:
Jungle 2 Jungle
Silent Jungle 3
I’m Burning Jungle 4
The Year of the Black Jungle

Th… this is my comic. It was made for me!

Everybody with enough money to buy an island wants us all dead.

I think money is a problem yall

I walk around blasting Better Offline from a speaker to ward off the AI hype morons buzzing around. It's like an Ed Zitronella candle

I mean, that’s real low since ICE is doing 10,000% more things to get assaulted for

Slipped an extra “a” in there. Guess Lee’s Italian now.

“And I’m proud to be a Nazi man, where a the people can’t be free. And I won’t forget the many bribes that took my rights from me”

Gang, gang, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Mozart!

I’m just a simple country dictator. I don’t know Latin phrases like Habeeb a Corpo.

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

It must be so fucking fun to be an opinion columnist. It must feel incredible. "I was today years old when i realized Johnny cash is cool" and I make a million dollars a year

SteelFox144 • 1d ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I haven't read The Onion for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Left tries to take over everything. Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share CookieMobster64 • 22h ago Did the left take over your failing marriage? Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share u/SteelFox144 avatar SteelFox144 • 22h ago • Edited 20h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter Did the left take over your failing marriage? Failing? My marriage failed a long time ago. It only lasted 3 years and that was too long. My ex wife was a hardcore feminist who blamed literally everything that didn't go her way on sexism. She went from having sex with me everyday to once a month, if I was lucky, the day we got married. She literally screamed at me anytime I didn't do whatever she wanted and wouldn't stop screaming at me for hours on end until I did it. She also more than doubled her weight in the first year of our marriage and informed

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if someone online saying your sexuality is silly offends you, i have news about the laws theyre having an AI hallucinate up in the halls of congress

Or at least has some sound and fury to get excited about.

How do you learn about audio production? I wanna get good.

I consider this a total win

Wife, exhausted, fed up that her husband called the meat too chewy: Oh you want someone else to chew it up for you? *starts tearing the meat with forks* Would you like it better if I tore it all up?

Husband: *takes a bite* Yeah, this rules.

Oh, I made the same joke. Crap.

Frank Herbert may have actually seen the future the way we’re hurtling toward a Butlerian jihad.

They stopped doing water evac training in Florida as part of their war on mentioning climate change.

New design that just says “if you read this, you’re gay”

Does MAGA not know you can turn the TV off?

we have infiltrated the awards

We made the conscious decision not to circumcise our boys, and I’m calling shenanigans on this one.

Everything Is Going To Suck So Fucking Bad - And Everyone Complaining Is A Terrorist.

Not reading a Snopes article from 5 years ago, but if there’s a sign-up sheet somewhere, DM me the link.

Donald Trump did that to my whole bank account

Reading Wild Faith by Talia Lavin?

Weird how suddenly were supposed to think it’s bad to be against fascism.