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this is literally never not accurate

White piece of paper stuck to the underside of a white table. Bubble writing says "Luckey Table" with a large love heart and some smaller ones.

Been using my current home office desk for years and there's always been a piece of paper stuck underneath. I just assumed it was instructions or a warranty that came with the table. Finally looked today and it's even better.

Change one letter, ruin a candy

SARS

I used to love findings these in the pub when in with my ol' man. I would always make the end of my nose green to try to get his attention. No idea what they're for and only attention it got me was a clip round the ear (did me no harm!) so I'd say yes. Perfect gift for a small child.

35th rotation commenced.

Thank you, to people who have donated a few quid last night.

We spent it on a bulk order of accessible toilet keys for: www.essehouse.co.uk/pip-program

Who fires the firemen?

We're entirely funded by our volunteers, supporters, and kind one-off donors.

In the last 6 months, that has enabled us to provide emergency safehouse accommodation for trans people escaping abuse. It has given us the ability to provide a one-to-one support service for homeless trans people...

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This looks lovely until your slowly realise, with creeping dread, that there's no television anywhere! Even in the "centre of the bedroom glass walled bathroom"

Before being able to leave a bad review of a book, you should have to evidence that the book is poorly written and that it is not just your personal opinion.

This should apply to reviews of all creative pursuits (art, music, films, etc)

They offered me a Supdog for £15 which felt like a bargain. I handed over the money and asked what's Supdog? They said, nothing, whats up with you, and then left; laughing with my money. I was going to ask for a refund but I forgot to get a receipt so it's my fault really.

Classic narcissist behaviour
"That beating I just gave them, remember, that's entirely your fault. You could have stopped me at any time but you didn't. You own all of this."

On the train back from Glasgow and a row started between two different groups. Ended with one guy punching a woman before the group got off. I'd check to see if she's okay but she's spent the rest of the journey calling all her pals to gleefully tell them she got punched in the nose.

Right wing, right wing, right wing, left wing, right wing.

State of impartiality in the UK for the past decade

sorry, i can't come to the phone right now. the vibration isn't strong enough

I should probably advertise more often. You can buy prints from me, commission pictures, make 3d models, animation, come up with excellent ideas, all sorts. tell your mates. cheers.

I live in a box. I travel in a much smaller box to a third larger box. By staring at a screen in the third box, I earn money to keep the two smaller boxes.

I mean, hello! I'm just out here trying to make friends and solve some unresolved crimes in my spare time and now I have to face unspeakable horrors?

And yet when you try to tell your loved ones that no-one thinks about them they get all offended!
But yeah, this helped me a lot once I realised it was essentially true

Looks exactly like the sort of game the kids will want, constantly ask for money for cosmetic items, and then discard leaving me to wonder why months later I'm still the only one playing.

Screen grab of a Sim from computer game The Sims making coffee, crouched slightly to watch coffee fill a mug.

Just witnessed someone in the office making coffee as they do in The Sims. Loved every second of it and was only disappointed to not see a little green plus sign float up from his head once finished.

A dog that can only says Walls instead of Sausages, Mr. Blobby, Chicken Tikka Masala, Queueing, Tutting (and doing nothing else) at queue jumpers, It's a Knock-Out

*My partner is currently pregnant and it's always a wonder to feel the movements (when she, and he (baby boy) allows)

Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life:

1. The small silence between telling a dad joke and my eldest's inability to hold in a laugh

2. Finally "getting" a strategy game

3. Finding a new author whose work you devour

4. Music (all forms)

5. Feeling pregnancy baby movements*

How do we fix this mess?

Over 3 million annual deaths due to alcohol and drug use, majority among men A new report from the World Health Organization (WHO) highlights that 2.6 million deaths per year were attributable to alcohol consumption, accounting for 4.7% of all deaths, and 0.6 million deaths to...

www.who.int/news/item/25...

Given the vast majority of global drug deaths last year (3.2m in total) were due to alcohol consumption I presume Donald "I can't count past ten if I'm wearing socks" Trump will start blowing up breweries next?

I said this to my youngest (8) for nearly two weeks after we first saw the film whenever we were getting ready for something.
"Are you ready?"
"Yeah"
"I don't think you're ready"
"I AM! I have my shoes / coat on"
"No, I don't think you're ready for the takedown!"
Hilarity ensues

I'd get a mate who's good at stopping the ball from going in our net to join me, too. We'd be unstoppable then.

My youngest (9) plays but public chat settings are off. Whilst she is able to accept friend requests and chat that way, she knows she's not allowed to, that I have her account on my phone, and she knows I can see if she adds anyone and what they say. That feels comfortable for our family.

...For Victory - Wikipedia

Could it be this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...For_...