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@acombites.bsky.social

Suburban dad who mows the lawn a different direction every time.

235 Followers  |  174 Following  |  158 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.6458

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Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."

27.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 27293    πŸ” 8231    πŸ’¬ 501    πŸ“Œ 346

I think M.C. Escher designed those trains?

24.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, another young republican in love with Nazis? I’m shocked.

15.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paging @libradunn1.bsky.social

15.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you order your low-fat mayonnaise from Temu.

15.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So WWIII was what, the ninth war Trump has ended this year? I’ve lost count.

13.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Temu Judge Judy needs to chill.

06.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go see the woodchipper. It’s a thing there.

04.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”

01.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This comment gives off β€œDr. Oz CruditΓ©s” vibes.

29.09.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well Dr. Oz’s comments about CruditΓ©s really resonated with us common folk, so this perspective makes sense.

29.09.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Let’s make this app the only place for AI slop. Remove or ban it from other platforms. If people want it, they can go to this new app.

29.09.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

29.09.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 27523    πŸ” 6987    πŸ’¬ 2376    πŸ“Œ 1911

But if I assemble my IKEA furniture and kitchen cabinets at home, aren’t I technically β€œmaking it” in the US?

29.09.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please weave this into the gov shutdown narrative! GOP has $20B to give to Argentina, but not American farmers? Not to make healthcare more affordable? And the fact they did this quickly, and out of the blue, right now?

26.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give him a minute. It takes time to find those β€œstern” words.

26.09.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! I started watching the BBC in the hours and days after 9/11 for a reason.

26.09.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s just hope that giant doesn’t hit the snooze alarm!

24.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. I didn’t need to see his β€œoh” face.

24.09.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really should put it inside the 4 Seasons Landscaping business.

24.09.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ferris and Cameron.

19.09.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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15.09.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12317    πŸ” 3446    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 74
This is truly the best way to expose each and every single one of these Republicans ini at a time
YouTube video by Adam Parkhomenko This is truly the best way to expose each and every single one of these Republicans ini at a time

This is truly the best way to expose each and every single one of these Republicans ini at a time

15.09.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 959    πŸ” 354    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 30

And the arsonist deserves accolades for finally showing with a fire extinguisher?

14.09.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you were supposed to beep when you back up like that?

12.09.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May the Lord open.

12.09.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sen. Ruben Gallego: "Ashli Babbitt was a traitor. She was a traitor to this country. She was part of a violent mob that tried to overthrow our democracy...She didn't die protecting our country. She died trying to turn it down...She wasn't a martyr. She was and is a traitor."

10.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16509    πŸ” 4519    πŸ’¬ 395    πŸ“Œ 272

I suspect for a lot of the young men who voted for Trump, they aren’t getting any. And they are frustrated and equate having children with having sex.

08.09.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: I DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!

Also Trump: I’m renaming it the Department of War.

05.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Admit it. If he unhinged his jaw and swallowed a whole rat, would you be surprised?

31.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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