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Not if he's gonna blow his own brains out with it.

lmao, how disastrous for UNC, I love it for them.

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

if you're worried your art is going to piss off the klan you are morally obligated to produce that art

he’s of course referring to former South Florida running back Sharia Law, who ran for 197 yards and three touchdowns in a 65-27 win over Tuberville’s Cincinnati team in 2015

The dream of 2006 is alive and well in 2025.

There are groups of Antifa Mermen who come up to shore near the Navy Pier after midnight, vote illegally, and then disappear

I guess that deformed head shape really does just mean he's a fucking moron.

I think Oliver Anthony is a little more interesting than Morgan Wallen and buys you the same cred.

Everyone involved in this should be deported to Guantanamo until we figure out what happened.

Kavanaugh stop

mascots outside of protests: off-putting, scary. there is a grown man inside of there.

mascots at protests: cool and funny, there is a friend inside of there.

Thank goodness for our Antifa special forces.

this bong rip is for you boys. cheers on the frameworks

... I like to drink the chili juice at the bottom of a giant glass container of kimchi. If I live to 100, this is my pro tip.

that is quite a lot of cameras, and the most horrifying part is that the number of cameras is not the horrifying part

Be racist, do drugs at work, and impregnate your subordinates, what could go wrong?

As someone who worked there, the reason CAP isn't trying is because they're not a liberal Heritage Foundation devoted to generational furtherment of liberal ideals. They were a 501c3 dedicated to making Hillary Clinton and possibly her daughter president and they catastrophically failed at it

Jeez, if only something like this was against the law.

So much of their project is simply "we should be allowed to parade our mediocrity for all to see, and everyone else must be forced to regard it as genius"

of course this has no real basis in modern history, which has demonstrated over and over again that bigotry is a luxury. bigotry is a waste of human potential that you can only get away with when you're *not* in a life or death struggle with an enemy "hellbent" on destroying you

this is actually a pretty big black mark on Hulu that they had the opportunity to chronicle an extremely newsworthy spectacle and are letting UNC back out of it because it makes them look bad

Midwit meme: -lower quartile the godfather is so cool mobsters are like a warrior aristocracy -peak: nooo mobsters are violent thieves -top percentile: yes that’s why they are like a warrior aristocracy

My evolving views on mob movies

I think Carney would take the ire of the American Left of it added a point of Canadian GDP because our President is an easily manipulated rube.

Sometimes things have layered meanings, it's a little writing/critical thinking trick.