🥤 sody 🥤

very good meme i made featuring patrick spongebob top text: oh mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jaw bottom text: must be the big star about to fall

Really good meme i made, check it out and let me know what you think.

Imagining a Prefab Sprout song called “Spiders of my Mind”

I wonder what my old friend the Chicken Man is up to these days. Does he still live in Philly? I hope he’s doing okay. Now to relax and listen to this new Bruce Springsteen album

I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values

as a person with no savings or money or stocks, watching the entire economy crash is pretty satisfying

deleting the original so i can still go to heaven

Top 10 Fleetwood Mac song 💯

that's somehow ... worse than knowing

oh god

!!

Okay, yeah, in fairness Marx did fail to anticipate vanguardist bankers desperately trying to turn the woke back on

Noooo ... rock, surprise metal, bone?

congratulations? on the nuptuals & transracialism

studies have shown Cable Redundancy in the Home to be as or more effective at curing stress and anxiety than 3 years of biweekly CBT!

thank you for your accountability 🫡

wreathe-maker, we're gonna need Wreathes

all moms can relate!

Lmao

i love them because they're like if city pigeons (dumb) and homing pigeons (athletic) had conor oberst as a cousin [tone affectionate]

They always make me so sad :(

Can't believe I just found out 1. these are beech trees and 2. it's called "marcescence" ... want what they've got ngl!

There is still time, in the Coming Apocalypse!

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King 🫡 Trumpet 🫡

trump: THE OPERATION IS OVER! THE PATIENT LIVED, AND IS HEALING. THE PROGNOSIS IS THAT THE PATIENT WILL BE FAR STRONGER, BIGGER, BETTER, AND MORE RESILIENT THAN EVER BEFORE. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

sir you are confusing the united states of america with goku

In an ironic twist, Degrowth is actually where you make slightly too much of some things and Abundance is where you let developers turn Pittsburgh into Kowloon Walled City.

my fellow americans. the state of the burger is strong… keep the faith. do not falter. there will be a side of fries, by and by…

#RingTheBell

I have my own private sense of where commas ought to go

marker drawing of a kitchen corner lit only by an open microwave, casting a blue-green glow and deep blue shadows onto the surrounding countertops and undersides of cabinets above. various food packages are arranged on top of the microwave and on the countertop and a shelf to the left. on the right, mostly in shadow, is a toaster oven with a glass baking dish on top and a sheet pan on the counter in front.

Midnight Snack