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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

So much about our current national situation is explained by the fact that a substantial proportion of Americans truly believe that “feeling somewhat uncomfortable” is the same as being the victim of an actual crime

the answer to “why are institutions folding to trump in spite of his weaknesses” is partly that some of the people leading them like having their worst instincts indulged. but its also worth pointing out that many people simply are mercenary

All the other glaring issues momentarily aside: why ARE everyone's AI boyfriends so abhorrently basic?

I figured it'd be a playground for monster fuckers but instead it's Matt from accounting choosing you a 3D-printed ring off Etsy.

The cover of a book titled 'MAKING THE DOVECOTE PAY' by Marion Cran

peace was never an option

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

She was the last: Penguin starvation crisis sparks call for emergency fishing ban The fate of the hoiho - among the world’s rarest penguin species - rests with two ministers.

Pulled lifeless from a commercial fishing net off the Otago coast, the adult female yellow-eyed penguin had drowned in a silent, unseen death.

She was the last known breeding-age female Hoiho from the Sandfly Bay colony.

#NZOverFishing

Billionaires shouldn't be allowed on the internet except to send emails. They can also play NYT games if they want, whatever.

it's so deranged how rich business owners have demanded for decades that they be called "job creators" despite the fact that every single person i know has experienced a rich guy buying out an existing business and firing everyone and usually completely bankrupting it before cashing out and leaving

“Every misogynist joke poses a question to its female audience: Can you laugh along? Will you be chill or are you going to make a big deal out of this? Are you going to be a bitch…? Arriving in the form of a dildo, the joke that is also the question becomes a double entendre: Can you take it?”

If COVID resulted in everyone getting harmless, untreatable, utterly gross pustules covering their entire face for weeks we wouldn't still be in a pandemic.

1. I've said exactly this for quite some time. Expanding on Adrian's @sillyputty78.bsky.social point on X / Twitter here, Covid-19 has three distinct characteristics as a disease that enables it to be denied at a societal level.

Now I want a one-person Gollum stage play, where the actor alternates between long monologues on the nature of desire and sense of self, and tearing whole trout apart with their teeth.

Two groups clash on immigration outside Bristol hotel Hundreds of counter-protesters surrounded a hotel before anti-immigration demonstrators arrived.

Except the real story here is that the two groups did not clash in the slightest & the anti-racist protesters outnumbered the racist protesters by 4:1.
This is another example of the BBC looking to wish farage's riots to have a sequel and for dissent and therefore easy headlines to keep on flowing.

Old picture of a soldier in long johns in a running pose holding a torpedo(?). A black cat sits on top of the torpedo in a pose mirroring the man’s.

All the awesome old pics on @catsofyore.bsky.social inspired me to post this one of my dad’s cousin. Undated, probably 1940s. On the back is written “Monkey Business.”

Well well well... youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

old post from surfbordt- a Russian art installation, a metal sculpture of a goat standing on the wall of a building looking down at the ground over its shoulder captioned wouldst thou like to live deliciously

screencap your favorite posts of all time and store them on fb so that years later they'll pop up in your Memories
#protip #TheMoreYouKnow

Oh your car is as big as a whale? Where are you going, the Climate Change Shack?

Want to see billboards in every major city that just say

'Power Bill Too High? Thank "Generative AI"' and then a link to a website all about "AI" and data center energy and water use

Discworld QOTD, from The Last Hero

“Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search for lost treasure or ancient wisdom, had forgotten to put at the top of the list "the man who arrived just before you".”

No, I don't think there is any need for you, me or anyone to have access to ChatGPT or CoPilot just to help you plan your kid's birthday party, or find nearby restaurants, or plan your holiday for you, or do your homework for you, or write your book review for you, all to see the world burn.

Air Force bid for Tesla Cybertrucks in target practice symbolizes the ‘evolving’ relationship between the Pentagon and Big Tech, expert says The ballooning demand from the military for innovative technology creates a “whole new sector” friendly to BigTech, an American University professor told Fortune.

NO WAY LOL HOLY SHIT THEY FINALLY FOUND A USE CASE FOR CYBERTRUCKS

"The U.S. Air Force is trying to acquire Tesla Cybertrucks to use as missile targets in battlefield training, according to recent filings."

No one mentions how, if someone stands on the left of a busy London escalator, the blockage continues even after they've left.

Just a perpetually stuck left hand side until a gap opens up so someone can start walking.

New doctors driving Ubers and working in bars to make ends meet due to 'recurring cycle of debt' Newly qualified doctors are driving Ubers and working in bars to make ends meet as they face a "recurring cycle of debt", the British Medical Association (BMA) has said.

Newly qualified doctors are driving Ubers and working in bars to make ends meet as they face a "recurring cycle of debt", the British Medical Association (BMA) has said

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A social post that says: "Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle. People were watching, interested to see how he'd approach it. He got a large Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar out of his pocket, unwrapped it, then used it as a spoon to eat the trifle. Sensational viewing" The above is printed on top of a picture of a London underground tube train.

And they say we don't have a food culture.

a man and a woman soyfacing with glee surrounded by confetti, from the Patreon of the True Crime Obsessed podcast, I guess. the three membership levels are non-garbage person tco after party no (ads), bitch!

when there's a mangled body in a ditch

Daphne the cat using her internet connected catflap.

My goodness! It's the mesmerising pocket-sized tiger, with your shapely pointed ears. Rapture!.

Daguerreotype image of the hand of fishing boat captain and slavery abolitionist Jonathan Walker showing the “SS” (for “Slave Stealer”) that the US Govt branded on his palm after he tried in 1844 to help runaway slaves in Florida find freedom in the West Indies (Massachusetts Historical Society) 🗃

many cay doodles with many shapes to celebrate this amazing day

happy international cat day!!