Commissioner Bloops

We name streets after fish but I bet fish wouldnt name streets after us

My flagship, Boatsy Ross

Daði Freyr in Taskmaster! DaðI Freyr on Taskmaster!!!

R is a vowel. "Car" is a diphthong and bird can be spelled 'brd'. I will die on this hill.

Is there a Papa Yaga?

Emoji kitchen image showing the bespoke created mixed emojis of vomit and face mask

Wtf lol

Shrek is to 9/11 like Cats is to COVID

Utilizing badly translated Chinese product info booklets is vibe-reading

Everyone talking about gonnhosyphyherpilaids when we need to be talking about ibuprofamphetaminophempic

MTG only learned how to be comfortable being mean to the president. It's a shame for her she can't discern between parties. Its the logical conclusion when you believe both parties are the same

Rubio promised to betray U.S. informants to get Trump’s El Salvador prison deal To secure U.S. access to President Nayib Bukele’s notorious CECOT prison, Rubio agreed to turn over several MS-13 leaders central to a long-running Justice Department investigation.

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People in government thinking "if I don't say the specific latin phrase that's considered the offense, I'm fuckin golden, bro"

As someone cynical towards sports it does make my heart feel strangely warm to see a man solve baseball.

'Chuck Schumer's stern response to No Kings protestors'

I just learned about the concept of October surprise last year. Is there a way I could conceptualize what it might be before it happens?

SpongeBob meme showing dirty diapers that are evidence of Republicans being actual, literal, swastika loving Nazis. I don't have the heart to slap that together.

Why don't we give all the people in the country free healthcare and make the companies that have upwards of $10,000,000,000,000 pay for it

You weren't a 'clean', slur-free Republican. You were under trained and not as prepared as MAGA

Of all the people to act like they just fell out of a coconut tree and does not exist in the context of all in which she lives and what came before her

If I say the quiet part out loud I hope my allies interrupt or inform me instead of taking action

What if VideoGameDunkey gives the review numbers out of 10 as the video length?

It makes Ratatouille getting a 12 very funny.

How dare you

The way the right has wrested the word alien really upsets me.

Gambling and Stocks are both puzzling to me. At a certain point the gains or losses become a number and not an amount. Thats when it loses me. I want to spend money and gambling is a boring way to spend money?

Circumcision and autism is just another way for these shitbirds to take away focus from autistic women...again...as they always have

So we can say with 85% accuracy that Bill Maher is formulating another inflammatory outburst so he can get kicked off HBO and pull the CBS parachute with inflated ratings.

Trumps got that big greasy heart in the hopes it outweighs his sins

>its 2017
>there are meme frogs at a protest
>its 2025
>there are meme frogs at a protest

It pairs nicely with the crumbling of Infowars