Dylan Max's

He would not say that

Please be president Jon. You're our only hope.

YouTube video by The Daily Show Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show

youtu.be/eFI6MwlLJ08 he's saying the smartest stuff the loudest #stewart2028

You have my permission as a constituent to go ape shit and hit someone Ron. I'll still vote for you.

Who going to city council tomorrow? It's fit to be lit. To go hang out at city council meeting at the old EWEB building at 7:30 PM. #eugene

OR THE DRIVER! HOW FUCKED IS HIS SCHEDULE THAT HE FEELS THIS PRESSED

We are finally getting away from woke science and embracing a health care system based on spells and omens

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

The only time killing a child is morally allowable is when a game of FMK is involved.

YouTube video by Oregon Public Broadcasting From kindergarten to graduation — Class of 2025 students grow up in Oregon schools

youtu.be/X40YUv7M5_0

🔥 STEWART: “This is the lie they tell you — that all this money flowing towards corporate interests is actually for YOUR benefit…. That government intervention for corporations is our ‘FREE MARKET’, but government intervention for workers is ‘SOCIALISM’.

The game has changed Jeff, we are in the meme timeline now.

#Stewart2028
#Bothsidesuck

#stewart2028

#Stewart2028

We are officially in the longest government shutdown ever—Hasan Piker I are here to let you know what’s going.

Zohran only won because he's hot. Clearly

FREE HIM NOW

the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

did you guys know sometimes good things happen? wasn’t aware of this possibility. much to investigate

There are more of us than there are of them.

New York state of mind

Capitalism is now illegal

While smoking weed

What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.

The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.

It didn't matter.

Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

This in fact came out and is still good to watch if you haven't yet. Here's the ad-free directors' cut - drive.google.com/file/d/1Zc3j...