Katy Solis

the pointer sisters: i’m about to lose control and i think i like it!

the pointer sisters’ passengers, sobbing: please, we’re begging you, just let us off here and we promise not to call the cops

Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy

Trump Nominates Guy Who Stabbed You With Pencil, Leaving Visible Granite In Your Palm for 23 Years, As New Surgeon General

Kicked out of PetSmart for referring to a German Shepherd as a Bite Supremacist 😩

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

God looking down on earth 'they wildin, maybe i should drown them again'

john clawed van, damn

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

I hope France, Germany, the UK, Norway and Sweden defeat the US so thoroughly that we’re left with nothing but universal healthcare and harsh environmental regulations afterward

duckswithpants on threads - Can you really get internal bleeding from getting dragged on the internet?

woman holding her mouth and looking scared hiding int he bathtub with the shower curtain closed - me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

What vehicle do you automatically assume is being driven by a total asshole? someone comments ICE vehicle

protest sign that says 'if they are going to shoot us and then call us f-cking b-tches, then we need to be bigger f-cking b-tches

Screenshot of a post on X by Team Talarico (@TeamTal…) quoting James Talarico calling for a full investigation into ICE if Democrats win a Senate majority, saying masked agents should be brought before Congress so the world can see their faces. The post also calls for a law banning agents from wearing masks and “kidnapping people off the streets without a warrant,” and ends: “We shouldn’t be afraid of our government — our government should be afraid of us.” Below the text is a video thumbnail showing James Talarico speaking on camera in front of a backdrop repeating “TALARICO FOR TEXAS,” with an “Exclusive” lower-third and a 0:38 timestamp.

We need more leaders to insist on accountability the way James Talarico has here.

I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary

[heaven] God: Did you send the Murder Hornets? Angel: yes my lord. God: Very good. Now place the Sodomy Geese on stand by Angel: Sodomy Geese. God: super excited about this one

rachlovesmustard on threads When I 15, my entire family watched in disgust as our beloved 21 year old cat regurgitated the skin of a whole raw chicken in one piece. It took us two long terrifying minutes to even classify what it was. Was she dying? She had to be dying. This was… unnatural.It wasn’t until the entire skin was out that we realized that she must have snuck it out of the garbage after my dad trimmed it off and somehow ate it.Anyway. That’s what I think about everytime I see Stephen Miller’s face.

The end is where it gets funny

Some people are saying Trump's a dictator.
I'm "some people".

Mogwai

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

We had a good run

Machine gun kelly posted a pic with halsey on instagram [pic of them at the beach ] @muenchowgriffin replies - so you're telling me neither one of these people are justin bieber

Going thru my wresting awards from Jr High and realized that i won the bronze in scissoring [pic of bronze and it looks like 2 men scissoring] Dignitty responds you're so bad at scissoring u placed 3rd out of 2 people

Doctor: Unfortunately the implement slipped while placing your valve, leaving behind a small groove.

Me: A small groove where

"talk, you son of a bitch" a priest (or something like that) baptizing a baby - dipping it in water and taking it back out

My car makes a new sound every week like it’s releasing singles.

You can go ahead and tell the chef that if the infant isn't tender and mild I WILL be sending it back