Major dude

Too soon

#truth

Boost

I’m on Mom’s side

Real victim vibes coming off of bro here

Oof. Hurts, but it’s true

Preach

Childhood classic

Can I pay in Worldcoin?

Hold up: Did you win?

He doesn’t hold 3-hour cabinet meetings

Wow. Right to the gut there, propter

“…the minimum amount of force necessary to achieve the objective…”

Sartre couldn’t even

Mace’s level of thirstiness for attention is so high that it almost has its own kind of integrity

As a reply guy, I feel contemporaneously both seen and attacked

Million dollar idea

I’ve seen “It’s A Wonderful Life” and “A Christmas Carol” dozens of times. I have thus learned that:

(1) despite the years and ocean between them, Ebenezer Scrooge and George Bailey are actually in the same business, and

(2) there is no more Christmas-y profession than mortgage banking.

This show is how intergalactic societies at the end of time will slow down the inevitable last moments before the universal heat death

If this is in line with 99% of what this clown says, this is a pretty good sign

“The, Bart, The”

Cities 97, like me, was a lot cooler in the late 90s

A sign reads: “Piggly Wiggly, the original self-service”

I was about to reply that this applies to young married couples before immediately realizing how old I am.

This broke my (dog) brain

I am a childless 40+ year old man, and I got choked up just reading the Apple Podcasts description of the Story Pirates.

Bro KNOWS how many licks it is to the center of a Tootsie pop

Weeder after dark

Haggard Donald Trump looking wearily at reporters

Lookin’ good, champ!