Schumer getting involved in this race probably made Platner more likely to win it rather than less. If you understandably don't want Platner you should also want Schumer to butt out of the whole affair and try to find a new candidate to rally behind who has no affiliation with him.
27.02.2026 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
While I can believe there is some sliver of the populace who broadly agree with the goals of defund but just think they needed to find the right magic words to make it happen I think such people number in the dozens at best. You can just reliably bet that every slogan scold you see is bad faith.
26.02.2026 00:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean if that were the case "you intentionally exposed your family to unnecessary risk and effectively killed them, we're not paying" seems like a slam-dunk argument on the insurer's end.
25.02.2026 20:51 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There's also the Homeward Bound configuration of tired old big dog, energetic young big dog, and cat.
25.02.2026 14:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Institutions caved because they made a risk assessment that Trump would punish them for resisting and Dems and the public would forgive them for caving. The only way to make sure it doesn't happen again is to come down on them hard enough to make them understand they bet wrong and to remember that.
24.02.2026 15:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I don't mind short form video content except when they do that thing where the ending wraps back around to the beginning and then I get incomprehensibly angry.
23.02.2026 18:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"I need to borrow $10. Just toss it in the trash and I'll go dig it out of the landfill. This is a great idea."
23.02.2026 18:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No amount of people posting good content is going to help against an algorithm that has been broken and corrupted into serving only the sloppiest of slop posts and hiding actual information. The entire system was explicitly redesigned to go against what you're trying to do with it!
23.02.2026 18:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The best outcome would be a repeat of that aborted press conference where he sharted himself then told everyone to immediately leave.
23.02.2026 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The thought that always pops into my head whenever people start complaining about books assigned in schools is that the biggest common factor they all share is being about 200-300 pages or less.
18.02.2026 17:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
At the risk of answering my own question I guess it comes down to "I need something to get me some free media attention prior to a run. A book tour will do the trick. But what could I possibly be enough of an expert on to credibly (pay a ghostwriter to) write about? Myself of course."
17.02.2026 16:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I really do not get the concept of pushing a memoir as an angle for career advancement because to me "memoir" suggests the idea that most of all of the most notable moments in one's life are behind them.
17.02.2026 16:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Every fan is a vacuum on the opposite end.
15.02.2026 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
There were already multiple other non-Platner candidates they could have picked to endorse, and they could have even run Mills but without flat-out declaring that she was getting into the race because Chuck Schumer was headhunting for someone to oppose Platner and handpicked her for the position.
14.02.2026 18:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Make sure you photograph my glowering face under the harshest lighting possible so each leathery ridge really pops. The kiddos will love it."
13.02.2026 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean the guy does have a chance but it's not really because of his own "qualities" so much as his main opposition in the primary is a near-octogenarian hand-picked by Chuck Schumer, one of the least popular leaders in his own party. And that's not nearly the uphill battle Mamdani fought and won.
13.02.2026 04:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm occasionaly kinda glad these guys have too much ego to ever shut up and stop digging.
13.02.2026 02:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think leadership's rock bottom approvals make this perhaps the worst time in history for the party to attempt a coronation.
12.02.2026 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's kind of pitiable because a lot of this is just a coping mechanism by mostly powerless people afraid that the Dems could possibly screw up again and wanting to feel the security of a certain victory but it doesn't take too long for all the pity to dry up and harden into resentment.
12.02.2026 00:22 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
There's a series of ironies involved in that book's subject being out of date before it even released but then gaining new relevance through the Epstein files.
11.02.2026 23:47 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As everyone knows the best way to keep your momentum going when you're winning is to go into a defensive crouch and never leave it.
11.02.2026 23:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's important that every company and institution that dutifully got down on their knees never be allowed to stand up straight and act dignified ever again. Step on these guys forever.
11.02.2026 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kids who still think mommy disappears when she covers her face would see this excuse and still think "that's fake as hell."
09.02.2026 15:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
IMO the reason conservatives cry that something is unfair is purely as a disarming tactic. They don't care about fairness, but many of their opponents do, and historically they've been all too willing to self-sabotage in response to bad-faith conservative criticism.
07.02.2026 17:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I feel like doing this while also doing the whole "suing a part of the govt. you control and settling with yourself" at the same time is so bizarre. You already found a way to straight-up rob everyone why put any energy into a second less effective method of robbery?
07.02.2026 16:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It only counts as throwing someone under a bus if there's a name and face. Otherwise saying some unnamed staffer did it is the same as saying the post was conjured by a wizard.
06.02.2026 17:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Conservatism rebels against any concept of obligation or duty to others and that includes the basic responsibilities of being a husband and father. They want wives and kids as property they can do whatever they like with and nothing more.
06.02.2026 16:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They tolerate him as leader because he's drawing fire. Everyone's getting mad at him and ignoring them. That has to stop. His behavior has to be everyone's problem. They have to all fear for their own seats if they don't start denouncing him and calling a vote for new leadership.
06.02.2026 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Once again saying that if people want Schumer gone without waiting an agonizing two years to primary him, you have to point the finger at every last Senate Dem and say "I am holding you personally responsible for his behavior until you do everything in your power to kick him out of leadership."
06.02.2026 14:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Theyβre trying to run the Kilmar Abrego Garcia playbook with a five year old boy in a bunny hat because nobody can find peace if they embarrass the Trump administration publicly. Normal people didnβt like it with Garcia and they really arenβt going to like it for Liam.
06.02.2026 02:51 β π 6938 π 2310 π¬ 10 π 41
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