Tori Martino

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

i simply don’t have the bandwidth to deal with this… i’ve got the packers to worry about

what. the. fuck.

bump! gonna start reaching out to people soonish so i can get them done before work gets too insane 😅

You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

now that is an incredibly dad response

anyway i’m going to do some christmas magic this weekend (wrap my family’s gifts, go to my beloved local christmas craft fair, research cookie recipes, receive a st. nicks stocking from my mom even though i am 29 christian years old, etc etc)

it’s also very easy to retain the magic of christmas if you have pets. all of bailey’s chrimbo presents are from santa paws, and she has no brain cells in her silly little lab skull to believe otherwise

to quote don henley, you didn’t have a care in the world with mommy and daddy standing by. we’re ADULTS! you’ve got to make the magic yourself!!! buy the goddamn incandescent lights. sit down and watch it’s a wonderful life. buy your dad an RC airplane. bang

the loves of my life (the eagles) did this to me. niceeeeee

i don't even own a DVD player currently but every so often i just really hunger to fully own my longtime hyperfixation show on physical media. i also perpetually hunger for pizza. so.

from the dream journal: last night, i dreamt that i was in a combination toppers pizza/barnes and noble. i bought a pizza and storm chasers season 3 on DVD. now, my dreams are often meaningful and/or premonitory in nature, so i think this means i need to buy a pizza and storm chasers season 3 on DVD

like i had such a fuck of a day that i’m almost looking forward to this dental cleaning… can fuckin lay down and relax for a minute

if today’s workday full of difficult people was a portent of the december busy period to come, so help me god. i’m going to work all the overtime possible for the most disney world money possible… but at what cost

The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick

big time vegetation over here personally

bro. he charlie browned it

sent this call out on the tweety too, but it’s chrimbo card time!!! hit me up if you’d like one, otherwise i will slide into your DMs at some point and politely ask lmao. mutuals only as usual. let me know!! 🎄🎅🏻✨

godspeed 🙏

oh man i can already tell i’ll be SO pissed off about being awake at 6am tomorrow

ahhhh time is a flat circle

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i'm not the biggest fan of trolling for walleye, mostly because i suck biblically at casting, but heck if i bought him a pink and purple crankbait, i'm also using that sumbitch

hard swing to the inner boomer side: just got unreasonably excited to purchase my dad some new flicker shads for christmas

the most nearing-my-30s sentiment ever: got unreasonably excited to purchase a new hard side suitcase with the four spinny wheels

simply incredible

i can't imagine acting like this lmao what the hell

the panthers did WHAT to the rams? this division is buck wild

my mom loves angels aesthetically too!!! She’s the reason I have an angel tree topper for my tree, there’s simply no other choice in this household lmao

gorgeous! also hello, fellow angel tree topper haver!