Another slip and he's gonna get the sac.
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Failed Cycling Proficiency Test at Infant School. Kicked out of Tufty Club. All downhill from there, if I'm honest.
Another slip and he's gonna get the sac.
09.10.2025 20:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Breaking News: Gary Lineker arrives at the. 'Match Of The Day' studio in preparation for his final show.
24.05.2025 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no, what's he up to now?
24.05.2025 15:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watched Mission Impossible Final Reckoning
24.05.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who wants to see this Great Man
Replace the Useless Sadiq Khan as London Mayor βπ»
@antmiddleton for London Mayor
Let's Make London Great AgainβΌοΈ
Spotted!! Lee Anderson MP looking rather suave as he takes his morning walk to Parliament.
06.05.2025 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I don't think that I'd like to be reincarnated as a tampon, myself"
05.05.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jay Z-Cars
05.05.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chuckle Barry
05.05.2025 20:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The average American has three friends
01.05.2025 23:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the wake of the Kneecap controversy, another Irish musician has seen events cancelled following accusations that their song, 'Come out ye Black and Tan' is racist towards people of colour.
29.04.2025 21:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Works if you imagine it using Patrick Allen's voice and he is reading out the intro to an episode of Blackadder the Second.
28.04.2025 22:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spent half of the 80s waiting for Simon Bates to stop banging on about scenes of violence and sexual swear words.
28.04.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favourite bit is when Kelly Brock gets out of the shower but Richard Pryor can't see it because he is blind.
27.04.2025 00:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Critic's Choice: BBC1 Wed 9pm Who The F*ck Do You Think You Are?
Gregg Wallace talks to middle-class women of a certain age and later travels to Amsterdam to find out whether being a sex pest runs in the family.
Facebook marketplace advert for a Samsung TV with Gregg Wallace burned into the screen Β£30
Our first guest spot over here comes via @curtissparkles.bsky.social
14.03.2025 09:21 β π 52 π 13 π¬ 7 π 3This picture was taken seconds earlier before Lammy and Starmer walked past and ruffled his hair, shouting out 'Gotcha!' and You smell of guano, where's yer Belgrano'.
26.04.2025 23:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0KNEEL BEFORE BOD!!!
26.04.2025 23:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Tonight, singing live, Wesley Banton is Kneecap!!"
25.04.2025 02:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0VIDEO: Unboxing my new Trump 2028 cap.
25.04.2025 02:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bonnie And Clyde
23.04.2025 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The News At Tenko
23.04.2025 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you ever find yourself confusing English people with ants, just consult this helpful Venn diagram...
23.04.2025 12:42 β π 524 π 127 π¬ 11 π 6Pope Goma I
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