When your AI video of you declaring yourself king and then dropping a massive liquid shit on America is A Bit Too Subtle

A picture of He-Man

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

OpenAI’s ‘embarrassing’ math | TechCrunch No, GPT-5 did not solve a bunch of previously unsolved math problems.

An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them

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You can technically install Tinder on a Kindle but it's dangerous if you get a match

Trump's invasion This weekend marked a major escalation of his campaign of terror.

New in PN: Trump's invasion

"The Trump administration’s war on cities just entered a new, more terrifying phase. What stage of fascism is it when the president defies a court order and sends troops into a city anyway? Because as of Sunday, that’s where we’re at."

Old stand-up gag of mine being repurposed by someone who can’t think of their own story. Bless.

Women’s football could be improved by know-it-all men shutting the fuck up about it.

When I was a football-obsessed child - and frankly a not shit as a player - I'd turn up to every training session available. All but one turned me away: "No girls, I'm afraid. FA rules".

Now, no girl lacks a place to play. Millions of people are watching England's women win tournaments.

Wasn't going to be anyone else, was it?

Hampton though. Tough as anything. Breakout star. Love her.

#TheFootball #Euro2025

Incredible scenes! I don’t really know how to deal with watching an England football team who just win penalty shootouts!

That's Dame Chloe Kelly I think you'll find.

Annnnnnnnnd STILL European Champions!!!

What an achievement, what a team!!

Kelly and Hampton are fucking heroes!!!

I'm off to have finish this heart attack now after all the stress.

If Hannah Hampton has no depth perception, my helpful suggestion for the men's team is that they poke one of Jordan Pickford's eyes out.

Why have we not brought on Aggie Beever-Jones?!

Russoooooo!!

Yeah, they are class.

Come on the #Lionesses

#Euros2025 #EngVsEsp

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone

What a frustrating 45mins of football for England fans. Sweden were brilliant and deservedly 2 - 0 up.

#Euros #SweVEng

How was Lundkvist not booked there?
#Euros #SweVsEng

AC Milan’s full name is air conditioning Milan.

Good luck to Wales and England today at the #Euros

🤞 its a win for both teams

Holy fuck, Robert Smith wt Olivia Rodrigo at #Glastonbury awesome

clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop

Trans is not an ideology unless you think your right to be who you are is an ideology rather than a basic human right. Let people be who they want to be. Let people do what we all do throughout our lives, just trying to work out how and who to be in a world of challenges.

Currently obsessed trying to clear The Tunnel in #BluePrince

Is it possible? There's got to be something down there, right?

Are there two words in the English language loaded with more deception than "peel here"

would you like a single-story long house that has zero light and no storage and a garden shaped like a pencil for the low low price of 450k? Consider London