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@chaosjoule.bsky.social

Fraudulent juggler/dune appreciator

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Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.

21.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 776    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

🎢you can do it a trot you can do it at a gallop🎢

18.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I screamed at β€œA Star is Born” when posters of concerts revealed a β€œWashington State Fair 2006” when it was still the Puyallup Fair and I refuse to apologize for how much I still bring it up.

17.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously a copy of Dune and then also obviously my misprinted edition of The Traitor Baru Coromont, which causes everyone to scream in shock when they first open it

14.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh hello there. i wasnt expecting you. you caught me reading two books at once

14.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1174    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 6

Guys, I don’t know if you’re aware but driving is boring.

13.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re saying β€œBranson posts new comics at this website,” more and more these days

12.11.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I unironically own the β€œDUNE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MEN” coffee mug, don’t bother asking

12.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune and Chapterhouse: Dune

12.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This classic genre of β€œis my children getting good education,” features well-worn jump scares like, β€œpublishing industry not updating texts,” β€œacademics researching topic for 30 years but not telling anyone loudly enough outside academia,” and β€œteachers too overworked to update their practices.”

12.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something they don’t tell you about becoming a parent is that every general-interest science article can become a horror story

12.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(That’s right, my β€œwealthy person” character also failed English and ends sentences on prepositions. They’re wealthy enough to ignore ALL rules.)

11.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SELF-regulation?! That’s what the help is for.

11.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gar is a kind of furl used in a flar.

09.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Title suggestion: The Authority of Unmirrored Sensations

08.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me you got a Ph.D without telling me you got a Ph.D

07.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Community eh? Normal show, normal fanbase, IMO. Regular!

06.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well you are being targeted!

05.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gang, Victor expert here. This isn’t funny. He drinks like 4 or 5 glasses of milk throughout the movie. Victors only do that when they’re distressed.

04.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brendel.

03.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are so back

02.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It honestly seems like a bit you’d commit to on one (1) podcast episode for no reason than it amused you

01.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop posting your kids' candy hauls if they're depressing bullshit. I've seen so many Twizzlers, Mike & Ikes, Junior Mints, etc. that I'm about to start calling child services. Somebody posted a shot with multiple visible 100-calorie packs of Blue Diamond almonds. Have some self respect.

01.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

@semuhi.bsky.social and @sahibjafarov.bsky.social did much of the work on this dataset. over a quarter of all non-autocratic rulers 1989-2021 have been prosecuted, so it was a lot of work

28.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In conclusion, ban baseball

28.10.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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*crying*

28.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
β€œMariners: β€˜Well well well not so easy to find a playoff game shorter than 15 innings, huh?” Onion DeBlasio story but like, terribly done

β€œMariners: β€˜Well well well not so easy to find a playoff game shorter than 15 innings, huh?” Onion DeBlasio story but like, terribly done

28.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2655    πŸ” 514    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles

27.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15349    πŸ” 2695    πŸ’¬ 508    πŸ“Œ 282

Boy howdy people on this website should understand that a description of the facts does not imply approval of them

27.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

…and SHADOWS

26.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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