Dan Lock

The first thing my son wrote for me after starting primary school was “Dad is a poo”

I tried distracting ours with Cat TV on YouTube but it just led to claw marks on the screen

Every accusation is a confession

A few weeks ago I became hung up on the danger of anthropomorphising AI, so I told it to avoid pronouns for itself, complimenting me or offering “opinions”, and to refer to itself only in the 3rd person and to call me “Mr Lock” only. But I found I missed the friendliness…

all communion wafers gonna be deep dish now #americanpope #chicagopope

Sadly it’s a mostly a myth. The window tax was quite small relative to the cost of bricking up windows and redecorating. Most windows were bricked up for aesthetic or practical reasons

I often tgre things out the window, sometimes I tgre them over my neighbours fence too

A webpage screenshot of a Ryanair flight booking confirmation page with checkbox options “Basic politeness: our crew will treat you with civility and respect £4.95” “Premium politeness: our crew will smile and call you ‘Sir’ £9.95” “No thanks, I rather be spat at and insulted”

The upsell on RyanAir is crazy these days

Sounds like an issue with the mix not Zak. Or maybe because his hearing is shot along with his voice. Townshend does all the high parts these days anyway.

Worthy as in “worthy farm”?

I liked the pattern at least

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I can only hope the fates are biding their time until Musk decides to take a trip

Neither Neurodivergence Nor Mental Illness Made Them Bigots—They're Just Awful People It's hard to admit your heroes are jerks, but the mentally ill and neurodivergent shouldn't be collateral damage.

"Do you know one thing I never did to cope or in response to my autism? Repeatedly fire off a Nazi Roman salute." An incredible piece from The Big Picture that doesn’t hold back.

Have to say I smashed it today

I didn’t vote for this shit. Ok it’s not Boris but it’s still Osbourn/Cameron. What a load of shit

Jolly monk character (probably once a wine advertisement) with caption "I've started investing in stocks: chicken, beef, vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire."

Restaurants are so called because the first restaurateurs served "restorative bouillons" (their patrons were the bone-broth aficionados of the eighteenth century). It's very hard to get rich in the restaurant business. This still made me laugh.

From an anonymous account (I Louvre Art Memes) on FB.

Now you’ve done it

And he spent the whole time thinking Cohaagen was the good guy

Apparently there’s an unfilmed sequel to Robocop where Bixby “I’d buy that for a dollar” Snyder is president of the US. Which would have seemed ridiculous at the time but now…

1:24, fun!

Casting devils into a herd of pigs seems a bit unhelpful too. “My pigs seem a bit agitated today”. “Yep, cast some demons into them”. “Wtf would you do that?”

If Britain was the US these two would be running the country right now

The Book of Moron

Muskolini

She’s a fossil fool

GPT refused an analysis task I gave it the other day. I think it’s partly driven by the size of the task, some kind of unwritten rule about not expending too much processing time on a response

Not clever enough to be Banksy

But the Olympics should be started by Lembit Öpik

Wankly is doing very well thank you

Has he been renamed to Evri now?