@angmbishop.bsky.social

Literally just thinking the same thing. Like when the baddie in a beach scene comes out of the water. Lol

I hip bumped a friend and she shoved me into a wall and I got hurt. Got indoor suspension bc I “started it”.

While getting dressed for the store I heard something on the roof. Went outside & my husband was taking down Christmas lights. I said “I’m ready to go” he was like “ok. 2 minutes”. Went back inside, 2 min later I heard the leaf blower going. I made & ate a cup of noodles.🤷🏽‍♀️

I can not stress it enough: if I can smell your cologne/perfume/body spray as I’m driving through the parking lot, you’re wearing too fucking much to be in a gym. Bathing in it prior will not stop your funk.

So, is it like in the Ross Dress for Less contract that every store have an anti-theft alarm going off at all times? #puretorture