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Dismissing my grandparents as "ancestor slop"

honestly the beef industry should crash because it is extremely environmentally destructive

freezing my pills for the week in seven ice cubes to crunch on

wordle today is crazy

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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

I've never heard of anything weird

company director seen crying in anti-union training video

congratulations on this former himedanshi on her transition into being a himejoshi

well that's the problem, again. not everyone thinks in the same way. trying to create a standardized mind is not good

disclaimer: in general I don't think it's accurate or helpful to view the brain as a computer but I sometimes find it useful when describing myself specifically

the problem with psychology is that only I can run troubleshooters on my brain

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american higurashi be like: “those hysterical middle school girls are lying to you, kid. lemme drive you to hooters so we can have a rational discussion”

pynchon deez nuts

Make a choice, Miss Robin.
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everybody, shinsengumi!!
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Três esqueletos vestidos de gangster com metralhadoras em punho arrombam uma porta e assustam três pessoas dentro de uma casa "THEY'VE UNSPOILERED IT! RATTLE 'EM BOYS!"

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I got raptured yesterday (TSA pre-approval)

I got raptured yesterday (I was in the fastpass line) but they sent me back after deciding culturally christian doesn't count

my favorite thing about this app is that it has rumble mechanics

A digital drawing of Miyako Kajiro and Kyoya Suda from Forbidden Siren, referencing one of in-game cutscenes with a mirror pool, which depicts a young boy and a girl, smiling to each other in the reflection.

A digital drawing of Kei Makino and Shiro Miyata from Forbidden Siren, that's mimicking sepia tone. In front, there's a curled up priest, that's praying upon a mana cross; behind him is a man in the labcoat, holding an ancient artifact (uryen). In the background, you can see linework for 1/2 half-portraits of said characters.

my siren woes

Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I love putting water on those hard as rock baguettes from panera bread and then putting them in the microwave like haha you fools I have made it edible!!

I still think my cellphone's name is really funny

Me saying I don’t respect a parrot and a reply saying Are you saying that you don't respect the scarlet fucking macaw?

Birdsky is out for blood