Carlos

You think that’s bad? Imagine having a stalker who knows you have a dog and uses this to find you.

Incredible penismanship

The wife and I got ours over the weekend :)

A picture showing a scene from the show Madagascar: A Little Wild. Three young animals, a hippo, a lion and a zebra look through a window cutout on a library wall. They are all wearing yellow hard hats, reminiscent of the original Columbus Crew logo.

Crew influence so massive it is even found in Madagascar spin offs:

#Crew96

I wonder if we need teach Rowan Atkinson Portuguese, but I bet he could play the role without knowing a word.

Cover art for the audiobook to The Eye of The Bedlam Bride

Book 2: The Eye of The Bedlam Bride - Matt Dinniman

Re-listen to this personal favorite. Might be my favorite of the series because of the final fight, the hilarious new characters, and the plot development within the series. It’s also Jeff’s best narration in my opinion.

A copy of Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You’re Making The Biggest Mistake of Tour Life propped up against a creepy ragdoll.

The back of the book from the other picture.

Book 1: Love is Not Constantly Wondering If You’re Making The Biggest Mistake of Your Life - Anonymous.

A book that is both about trying to make a relationship with an addict work (in 2nd person!) and about surviving a crash into a planet inhabited by giant ants. But not in the same readthru.

2026 in Books!

Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.

Cover image for The Great Alone by Kristin Hannah

Tried its hardest to dissuade my inherent desire to move away from civilization: The Great Alone

Cover image for As You Wish by Joe Layden

Best Audiobook Experience: As You Wish

Cover image for The Feather Thief by Kirk Wallace Johnson

Almost made me pick up another hobby I don’t need: The Feather Thief

Cover image for A Bathroom Book For People not pooping or peeing but Using The Bathroom As An Escape by Joe Pera

Best bathroom read for when you need to be reminded to love yourself (and my go to housewarming gift): A Bathroom Book For People not pooping or peeing but Using The Bathroom As An Escape by @joepera.bsky.social

Cover image for Beartown by Fredrik Backman

Best characters and most uses of the word ‘bang’: Beartown

Cover image for The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones

Best Revenge Story I’ve Ever Read and I read the wonderful Razorblade Tears this year: Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social

Cover image got I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom by Jason Pargin

Made me change some habits for the better: I’m Starting to Worry About This Big Black Box of Doom by @jasonkpargin.bsky.social

Cover image for Hyperion by Dan Simmons

Made me tear up, it’s so good: Hyperion

Cover image for The Divine Farce by Michael S. A. Grazian

Most uncomfortable depiction of eternal punishment: The Divine Farce

Cover image for A Short Stay in Hell by Steven L. Peck

Most thought provoking depiction of eternal punishment: A Short Stay in Hell

Cover image for This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Diniman

Best 7th book in my favorite new series: This Inevitable Ruin

Cover image for We Used To Live Here by Marcus Kliew

First, a book that - Made me scared, actually: We Used to Live Here

It’s again the time for me to do the thing no one asked for and even less people will read:

My Annual Random Review of Some of The Books I Read This Year, 2025 Edition!

#Books #ICanRead #MostlyAudiobooksTho

I chose the wrong career.

Nah, I’m taller and heavier than him and can do several of them no problem.

Luxuries really

Dumping coffee?! In this economy? I should become a football coach.

Can’t get lost in a national forest if you don’t make it to one first

Meet me at the Tumbleweeds Diner parking lot in the next 20 minutes if you want to have a beer or a Bloody Mary

I think I’m out of the loop because I’m still waiting for that talented juggler to incorporate the red hued raccoon cousin from the himalaias.

@arnottky.bsky.social come check this out