Anna Jones

As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES

I can’t believe anyone traveled to Washington DC to watch the military parade down the street when Trump already promised to send Marines to any town that so much as accepts a foreign exchange student. I mean do you trust the guy or not?

I want to be the journalist who is on the luxury fitness bath products beat.

You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”

How many times can a President receive emoluments without congressional approval before it breaches this propriety?

I try to live a life where I don’t have to publicly deny murdering the Pope, but to each their own.

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I cannot stress this enough: your activism makes a real difference at the state level. Your call can move a key senator's vote.

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards. Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'. @fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

The head of our country’s government is in the early stages of consolidating total power. We must of course reject this, but that is not enough. We have to respond by creating a different and better kind of American politics than we have seen before.

Please repeat over and over:

“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”

—Gov. JB Pritzker

I definitely didn’t buy any luxury handbags because they were actually made in China. Not because they were prohibitively expensive. Definitely not because I’m poor.

Who could’ve ever foresaw except all the people who did and got arrested for doing so

It (was never) the economy, stupid.

Someone should make a film about a mad king, say in the late 18th century, whose arbitrary rule and foolish decision-making inspired people in one of his colonies to create a political system in which power would be distributed more widely so as to avoid the harms of such mercurial policy making.

I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips

My lack of understanding why Jelly Roll is so popular is directly tied to my ability to underestimate republican performance in national elections.

turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness

I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.

Here he is today, deeply concerned about economic hardship caused by his tariff scheme.

Democrats could win midterms with the simple phrase “Trump took Mario from us.”

Republicans went nuts and accused Biden of tyranny when he tried to cancel student debt.

Right now, their guy just imposed the biggest tax rise on Americans in modern history by fiat, unilaterally, with no congressional or judicial approval.

We need new leaders in Washington. I’m running for Senate to be one. Let’s go.

(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*

One thing I'll say to Democratic Party insiders...

Please stop listening to people who make all of their money selling TV ads. Just...every Monday for the next year, spend time imagining what you'd do if you couldn't spend money on TV and had to do other things with that money.

elon screaming at the guy who plays his video games for him rn lol

Least convincing bit ever is Trump voters getting buyer's remorse now and saying "this isn't what I voted for." Yes it is you freak, it's exactly what you voted for, this is the only shit he ever spent any time talking about for an entire year