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Been playing Planet of Lana all evening and it really is Inside's cute cousin

Mitigating factor: bro kind of sucked at insurrecting

stage one: gotdamb I love those heated rivalry boys what else has this director done
stage two: how are ya now good an you not so bad
stage three: I will die if I don't also date Bonnie McMurray

Of course I'm tooting my own horn, it's my fucking horn

Was talking with a friend about possibly adopting a cat, and literally the first one I saw was perfect.

diagram comparing size of a man against a much larger dinosaur. skeletal system is visible in the dinosaur

This man has no bones

Effortless, but it's just me not putting in any effort.

Not sure why everyone keeps talking about "new year new me"; I plan to be older than ever in 2026.

He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)

jim downey talking to conan meme

Brigitte Bardot, the French film star?

$400,000 worth of lobster stolen en route to Costco stores, shipper says The lobsters, which were not alive, were on their way to Costco stores in Illinois and Minnesota, according to Rexing Companies.

This is New England's version of the Louvre heist.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

billionaires are the sad victims of an inadequate tax code, which has allowed them to become surrounded by an isolating bubble of sycophants, severed from participation in community and ordinary fellowship. we owe potential victims of this condition prevention, and those already suffering remedy.

Sign on shelf reads “The Bread Guy come’s when he has bread.”

as the prophecy foretold

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

A sketch page showing a mixed media (paint pen & colored pencil) drawing of two male cardinals inside a holiday wreath. Between them is a heart, and around the wreath are stars, as well as the words “make the yuletide gay.” More doodles of cardinals are around the page.

Make the yuletide gay ❤️

[ #cuteart #traditionalart #sketchbook ]

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,

*advertising that my food truck has "4 Michelins"*

YouTube keeps asking if I want AI summaries of things like comedy sketches and music videos and I'm like, thank God finally I don't have to enjoy things

I'm being lectured

You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.

Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery

every time i see Mr Beast i involuntarily mutter "urgh" and take 1 HP damage

An orange and white cat looks mad and is on top of papers

i don't think your loan is getting approved

I would live in a wasp nest if there were no wasps there. And it was Unusually large.

A black and white tuxedo cat sleeps curled up in a ball. His hind legs are extended, stretching past his ears; his forelegs point downward toward his tail, which forms a loop around the paws.

There’s something about the positions this guy assumes

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

Buttercup looking longingly at an ice cream sandwich out of frame

He thinks he's going to get my ice cream sandwich.