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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

The key factor that everyone seems to always forget is that Trump was the host of what was once the highest rated show on network TV - a purportedly non-fiction show that portrayed him as a hyper-savvy and hyper-successful businessman.

Check out @ctxpsst.bsky.social and @ctxplz.bsky.social for workarounds to this problem

TEXT: Happy Birthday Pedro Martinez IMAGE: Pedro Martinez smiling and pointing after throwing a first pitch a Fenway Park.

8x All-Star
3x Cy Young Winner
World Series Champ
Hall of Famer

Happy birthday to the legend, Pedro Martinez!

Before coffee: I hate everybody

After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

tweet from childish branzino @absflora: timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

This is fucking embarrassing

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

There are kids who legitimately need acceleration and I hope we don’t sacrifice them because “gifted” now means “Mommy’s Most Special Boy” and not “this kid literally finished all the work for the year… now what do I do with them?”

I get that you are talking about “gifted programs” which, sure, are likely bullshit, but my elementary school vice-principal walked me across the street to the middle school every day to take math.

Mister Rogers Visits Sesame Street (1981) On May 22, 1981, for the finale of the show’s 12th season, Mister Rogers visited Sesame Street. With apologies to the Aven

In 1981, Mr. Rogers met Big Bird on Sesame Street, and Big Bird appeared on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood — but only in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe segment. The reason was a surprisingly vehement philosophical difference between the two shows on how to handle make-believe. (Via @kottke.org)

Please please PLEASE…

A fundraising text NEW MESSAGE FROM: Chuck Schumer Meredith, is there anything I can say to convince you to donate $20 (becomes $80!) to help take back the Senate majority

“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”

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Niggas who cut they beard off make me mad cuz why you playing? You were given all the tools to be great and you being irresponsible.

“I KNOW THAT AINT WHO I THINK IT IS!”

I thought it was weird when Bernie started teasing Dream On but by the time he came back to it in the outro I was totally sold

You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums

Stay salty DC 🔥

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

"The man who is not yet mayor is to blame for a shooting that happened under the watch of an ex-cop mayor who's thrown every available dollar at the NYPD," insists sex pest

It’s a ‘shop

I ‘fooled’ Samsung’s new antioxidant feature with a Cheez-It Apparently, cheddar has carotenoids.

Have you considered Cheez-Its? www.theverge.com/hands-on/713...

Here’s how it’s about to go down: Ghislaine names a bunch of Democrats, maybe tosses in a few billionaires. She says Trump did nothing wrong. MAGA praises her for “taking down the pedophiles.” Trump pardons her… for “telling the truth.”

I think @keithedwards.bsky.social nails it here, with the next step being Republicans like MTG and Burchett rallying around Trump for "exposing the Democrats."