PiedINC

making cocktails (molotov)

calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better

JPEG stands for J'PEG

rip edgar allan poe, you would have loved That's So Raven

The closing shift at Arby's bullied me about my appearance and threw my beef and cheddar on the floor again :(

Image of a Quagsire with tect saying “touch grass” and “I can’t because I’m 4x weak to grass”

Walmart workers entering the great value shrimp mines

stop talking to ai and start talking to the rocks

YOU WOULdn’t JORK A PEENTIS

Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet

Character / Nickname Men "Gay" Women "Lesbian" All "Bisexual" Orange "Clyde"

I just saw someone call Re-PAC woke, and it inspired me to make this image

[first day as a librarian]

CUSTOMER: where are the do-it-yourself books

ME: sorry but i’m pretty sure we only have books that are already made

The power up (?) animation of the yellow cube looks great. Best of luck with your game dev

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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