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Geoffrey Martin

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Relax! Let's have some fun out here! This website's fun, OK? Fun, goddamn it.

128 Followers  |  209 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 08.09.2023  |  2.2585

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same

03.01.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Penis Man" graffiti suspect arrested: Tempe PD Police say the suspect, identified as 36-year-old Tanner Ballengee, is accused of criminal damage in connection with graffiti that feature the words "Penis Man." Ballengee was arrested on Sept. 25.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Brian… they got him. www.fox10phoenix.com/news/penis-m...

27.09.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Point Break

10.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is just how we communicate in Rahway, NJ

09.08.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why Foo Fighters fired Josh Freese is the only remaining question. If it wasn’t to hire Taylor’s kid, then it was to… hire an equally competent drummer from another band? Was this a Metallica situation where they didn’t like him playing for the Vandals and APC during his time off? What could it be?

31.07.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOF movie soundtrack

29.07.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We put up a helluva fight

24.07.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked at a Bed Bath & Beyond in Boston and showed Chris Sarandon to the Krups coffee makers. On the way, I asked if he was an actor β€” he said yes. I asked if he was in Fright Night β€” he said yes. I said, β€œNo way.” He said, β€œWay.”

He was clearly shopping for his kid heading off to college.

19.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My default is the opening verse to Wu-Tang’s β€œTriumph”. Seared into my brain. Got it down pat.

11.06.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TOO HOT TO HANDLE TOO COLD TO HOLD THEYRE THE GHOSTBUSTERS AND THEYRE IN CONTROL

11.06.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store .
08.05.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, he couldn’t save Bed Bath and Beyond.

10.04.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pink Lemonade Euphoria, please.

26.02.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So good.

26.02.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a champion no matter what happens tonight, Austin.

10.02.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the way he says those words

04.02.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen to your friend Tim Kaine. He’s a cool dude.

30.01.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there’s a lot of crossposting going on, but I hate the β€œmeanwhile on the bird app” posts with a passion.

26.01.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thought you were talking about the movie for a sec, probably a better option honestly

23.01.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaaa first thought when I saw the victory sprint!

30.11.2024 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same.

29.11.2024 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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