Platinum~☆

ICE's next targets

I miss my drum set a lot

Sick nasty.

Honestly, yeah

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Clumsy Midwestern transsexuals

One of my comfort games.

Yoooooo

If there is any lesson I think you should learn, its that no government will ever be able to claim to be the greatest country in the world. We tried that, its why everything sucks right now. Move forward with the understanding that national pride is a failed social experiment, everybody go home.

Multicellular life was a mistake. Take me to my prokaryote era please.

This is what happens when they let the shitty 14yo name all the protagonists at the beginning of a jrpg

I thought it was funny. Homestar is basically archaic as far as internet timeline goes. Olds aint got the juice anymore, they gotta suck it out good posts like word vampires.

Its not a recession. Its a siphoning.

Waiting patiently for directed energy women

Much more similar to the US '40 feral hogs' bit but in reverse. It's a strange off the wall reason TO ban a thing instead of not

a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets Alt: Frodo in a green shirt rides in a carriage says to gandalf all right then keep your secrets

😏

Well... Whose was it?

What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Not recognizing the signs of maga donors sending a massive massive cash injection for a media storm to distract from EVERYTHING ELSE does not translate to successful business over time.

I'll have what they're having!~

Replys under a video the Whitehouse posted with a wrestler like entrance by definitely not DJT. "We are literally in the beginning stages of idiocracy. Brandon the thirst mutilator." Next reply- "Its what pedophiles crave." Followed by the "perfection" reaction meme

Reddit grab

AND LO, A HORN BLASTS FORTH FROM THE SKY.

HARK, THE LORD SPAKETH

pick it up. 🎺

Skankin for Jesus!

Spread this as far as it'll go. This is something that must not be ignored

Pansexuality is a unmitigated moral good

3 day blinding stew

if you’re a straight dude trying to figure out how to get laid, the people you should be listening to are your friends who are women, and if you don’t have any friends who are women, you should probably be focusing on solving that problem before you try to solve the getting laid problem.

D: say the dumb thing

To put jokes out of the room;
Consumerism will not fix emotional problems.

But also, fuck yeah that woulda fixed so much shit for me in highschool.

Tchotchky pity

They got good taste! A love for music from every era is a powerful ally.