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it’s too late I’ve ruined it
all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher. I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter thanks for asking: http://howtotalk.substack.com.
I was named 2038 Person of the Year by TIME Travel magazine
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
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Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
emerging to do this again
Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wbhncqzlcncfvdgfjo7epumr/feed/aaag53ktmi2to
The least worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
